@PTADadPoems

If you’re into wry, foul-mouthed poetry about the PTA from a real-life #PTADad then you’ve come to the right place!

[@PTADadPoems @ptadadpoems]

@TNRomero Whoa…that’s cheaper than the eBook! Thanks for the heads up! 👍🏼

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Oddly enough, he’s being indicted for election interference.

[CNN @CNN]

Oregon drivers are now allowed to pump their own fuel after the state lifted a ban dating back to 1951 https://t.co/hwCYZS3R5h

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

Wishing Sinead O’Connor a blessed journey. 🙏🏾🪶

[Joyce Alene @JoyceWhiteVance]

Democrats hit their messaging stride!

[LimeandLou @LouLimeand]

Your wedding song, the melody that started it all. Honor your anniversary with a personalized Lime & Lou gift capturing your unique love story. 🎶💍

[SonjaMiaSwiftie.Meow 🐈 @sonjamiaSwiftie]

Thank you for our experience of a lifetime! Not only the FANTASTIC concert, but meeting up with other #Swifties. Met two young SWIFTIES in the hotel lobby making #friendshipbracelets for the #DenverTheTSErasTour concert! So what else do SWIFTIES do! We gave them some of ours ! Their smiles! 😃Then What #Swiftie magic! 🪄 Were seated right next to another mother and daughter Swiftie pair! #Swiftnesss is a state of MIND….Not AGE! We were dancing like we were 22 again! THANK YOU, Taylor, for making this weekend the time of our LIVES. 😘😘😘 @taylornation13 #seniorswifties

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

We’ve seen over 10.5 million new applications for small businesses—the highest two years on record.

That’s a small business boom. Let’s keep it going.

[Secretary Pete Buttigieg @SecretaryPete]

It's rare to have unemployment under 4% and inflation under 4% at the same time.

And over 800,000 of the 13 million new jobs created are manufacturing jobs.

This is @POTUS’ economic vision leading to results.

[Vice President Kamala Harris Archived @VP46Archive]

Rev. Jesse Jackson, you are one of our nation's greatest patriots. Thank you for widening the path for generations to follow.

In this moment, let us all model your lifelong commitment to progress and remain committed to the fight for freedom and justice.

[Spiro’s Ghost @AntiToxicPeople]

Late in life, Groucho Marx suffered from severe insomnia. When he couldn’t sleep, Groucho would call his Beverly Hills neighbor, Alice Cooper.

Alice would bring over a six-pack of beer and Groucho and he would drink beer and watch old movies on TV until Groucho nodded off.

[Laurence Tribe 🇺🇦 ⚖️ @tribelaw]

Nope. No such law exists. Period.

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

Pre-colonization Glass Gem Corn, Indigenous to North America, regrown by a Cherokee farmer in Oklahoma. This particular corn is a mix of ancient Pawnee, Osage and Cherokee varieties.

Indigenous agriculture techniques were amazing. Agree?

[Joyce Alene @JoyceWhiteVance]

Saw this in another Tweet. Harsh, but fair.

[Ritchie Torres @RitchieTorres]

Marjorie Taylor Greene, a recovering member of the House Freedom Caucus, has accused President Biden and Congressional Democrats of “trying to finish what FDR started.”

Yes! We are guilty as charged.

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Every Republican member of Congress voted against the Inflation Reduction Act.

That hasn’t stopped them from claiming credit now that billions of dollars and thousands of jobs are coming home.

That's alright: Bidenomics works for all of America.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Today, some of the books that shaped my life—and the lives of so many others—are being challenged by people who disagree with certain ideas or perspectives. And librarians are on the front lines, fighting every day to make the widest possible range of viewpoints, opinions, and ideas available to everyone.

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

Caught us. President Biden is working to make life easier for hardworking families.

[Variety @Variety]

Trixie Mattel at the L.A. premiere of #Barbie

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

WELL. SO. I’ve been counting down for months and finally the ‘I Can See You’ video is out. I wrote this video treatment over a year ago and really wanted to play out symbolically how it’s felt for me to have the fans helping me reclaim my music. I had my heart set on @JoeyKing, Taylor Lautner and @IAmPresleyCash starring in it. Joey and Presley had been in the video for ‘Mean’ when they were 9 and 13 and they are back and so ridiculously bad ass!! Taytay is INCREDIBLE in this (didn’t have a stunt double!) and shout out to Tay Lautner for being so awesome to hang with on set. The Tale of 3 Taylors 😆 I always wanted to direct fight scenes/a heist storyline and had the most incredible time plotting this out with my amazing DP Jonathan Sela. So proud of this one.

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