Jess

I think I'm way funnier than I actually am.

[Jess @ptjessd]

Bubbles are my second favorite thing to blow.

[Jess @ptjessd]

Ready for the entire world to announce COVID was an elaborate April Fool's prank tomorrow

[Jess @ptjessd]

@morelikegaylee he's a good, good Daddy

[Jess @ptjessd]

Pushing Ikea carts is not for the faint of heart.

[Jess @ptjessd]

My therapist told me to be careful of my apathy levels. Bold of you to assume I care, Karen.

[Jess @ptjessd]

@womenlovebot @rstunkel97

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

just cuz i’m gay don’t mean i’m not straight

['oumuamua @k__e__n__i]

she wears short shorts
i wear long longs
shes cheer cheerer and im on the sit sits

[Jess @ptjessd]

@GabeHatem_ @ABlannar @KandahTala

[Jess @ptjessd]

@KandahTala BUTTHOLE???

[Jess @ptjessd]

@SprinkleIzzy AHHHHHHH I KNOW

[Jess @ptjessd]

@SprinkleIzzy You know, you dont have to subtweet me. You can just call me.

[Jess @ptjessd]

@SprinkleIzzy Babe, they're white. What did you expect?

[Jess @ptjessd]

@ItsAlexJackson @rstunkel97

[Jess @ptjessd]

@SprinkleIzzy I mean, they really tried to snap...they just failed miserably

[Jess @ptjessd]

@KandahTala Omfg we stan

[Jess @ptjessd]

@KandahTala Jeff

[Jess @ptjessd]

@SprinkleIzzy @itsadamm_ Trueeeee