Paco R

Experto en música que me gusta, deportes y hablar con perros. Instagram: pacoramirezd

[OldTimeHardball @OleTimeHardball]

Norm Macdonald - “Patton Oswalt said he thought the worst part of the Cosby thing was the hypocrisy…. I disagree.”

Jerry Seinfeld - “You disagree?”

Norm Macdonald - “Yeah…. I think it was the r*ping.”

[🏆 Juan Carlos Vázquez @elnarrador]

Así le ganó México a Brasil anoche, con un triple larguísimo de Andriassi #Fiba

[FIBA Basketball World Cup 🏆 @FIBAWC]

ANDRIASSI WITH THE DAGGER 🗡️

#FIBAWC | #StepItUp

[FIBA Basketball World Cup 🏆 @FIBAWC]

Hope you brought an umbrella to Zacatecas!?!

Mexico made it rain with 28 TRIPLES against Colombia, a new World Cup Qualifiers record 🇲🇽

[Adio @Adiofreak]

Just saw an Instagram reel that said:

“At some point you become the age that your parents were in your childhood memories, only you don’t feel like an adult, and you realize your parents were still just kids trying to figure it out too”

And that shit just fucked me up.

[🍅🍅 @LeCaleb18]

Seen this on TikTok this angle is crazy

[Lemon @Lemonbryz]

🚨🎙️Zlatan Ibrahimovic on Julián Álvarez, Atlético Madrid, and Barcelona;

🗣️“Listen carefully, because I only say these things once.
“I have seen this movie before. A player moves for big money, has one solid season, and suddenly acts like football owes him a favor.
Julián Álvarez is walking around like the rules changed for him. You leave Manchester City because you complain about living in Erling Haaland’s shadow. So Atlético Madrid spends seventy-five million euros to bring you in, make you the focal point, and build their entire attack around you. And what do you do? The moment Barcelona shows an interest, you run to the press talking about ‘fulfilling a dream.’ That is not the language of a serious footballer. That is the language of someone who wants the crown without doing the work. You do not behave like that. Not after one year. Not after a club makes you their main man.
I respect what he has won in football. But you cannot win trophies as part of a machine in Manchester and then start moving like you are Lionel Messi.
Football does not work like that.

I hear people saying Atlético should just let him go, or that Barcelona is offering him the stage he deserves. I don’t understand this mentality. Why should Atlético hand their best asset to a direct rival just because his head is turned?
What has Álvarez done in Madrid that gives him the right to demand a move to Catalonia?
Atlético gave him everything. They gave him the platform, the starting spot, and total trust. Now the entire dressing room is toxic because he is sitting out matches, and the club is blocking every exit door out of pure spite and fear of Barcelona.
No. You handle your business on the pitch first.
If you are as good as you think you are, you make yourself untouchable. You don't pout, sit in the stands, and wait for your agent to negotiate through the media.
I never walked into a club saying, ‘Prove to Zlatan that you love Zlatan.’ Zlatan knew his value, and I made every board in Europe respect it by destroying defenders every weekend.
There is a big difference.
Having talent gets you a big-money transfer. It does not give you the right to dictate where you get sold when things get uncomfortable.
And Atlético… do not insult yourselves. You claim to be a powerhouse, but you are acting like a frightened neighbor. You lock a player in a corner, banish him from the matchday squad, and create a circus just because you are terrified he might score against you in a Barcelona shirt. That is not authority. That is weakness. A real club either controls the player or sells him for massive money and buys three fighters who actually want to run for Simeone. Keeping a hostage out of spite just poisons your own house.
I played at the absolute top. That is why I can say it cleanly: no one in this story is showing real strength. Atlético looks petty and scared. Barcelona is lurking in the background causing chaos. And the player is acting like a few good months give him the right to force a move.
That does not give you the right to disrespect the club that paid seventy-five million for you.
You either stay and fight for the shirt like a man, or you leave cleanly. This middle behavior is ugly.”

[De Primera @DePrimeraa]

*Me anoto a un concurso de farmear aura*

Los rivales a los que me enfrento:

[rich @rich_roberts]

Ripped this off the Tok because the broadcast clip doesn’t do it justice and cut away from Fernando flipping the ball out of his glove, but just *listen* to the crowd groan when he does it lmao. All timer.

[Njord @VikingoArtico]

@MLB *I sign up for an aura farming battle*

My first opponent:

[Paco R @pacormz]

@beatrizeugeniia Siempre jarocho

[Paco R @pacormz]

Dios mío como odio ir al súper

[Adam Karpiak @Adam_Karpiak]

recruiters carefully considering your resume

[UEFA @UEFA]

Statement on behalf of UEFA and its 55 National AssociationStatement on behalf of UEFA and its 55 National AssociationStatement on behalf of UEFA and its 55 National AssociationStatement on behalf of UEFA and its 55 National Associations

[Elijah Flewellen @Flewellen727]

Oh my sweet Jesus. 😧

[No Context in Philadelphia @alwaysunnyooc]

Always Sunny Season 18 Trailer!

[Paco R @pacormz]

Lo mejor de dos mundos

[🪷୨୧˚₊‧ @gafferrosita]

Me da mucha risa lo opuestos que son Xalapa y Veracruz

Xalapa es como oh si el arte, la cultura, voy a una escuela montessori en el bosque y mi mamá tiene cuadros de tina modotti en su casa

[🪷୨୧˚₊‧ @gafferrosita]

Me da mucha risa lo opuestos que son Xalapa y Veracruz

Xalapa es como oh si el arte, la cultura, voy a una escuela montessori en el bosque y mi mamá tiene cuadros de tina modotti en su casa

[Norcalhoodie @YIN_and_YANG_oo]

Not Luka as Uncle Phil 🤣😂🤣