Seeing fit people who’ve done the marathon posting pictures on stories of themselves on the pints tonight feels like cultural appropriation. My culture is not your costume!
Bookies on Grand National day when people like me show up for the first time in a year to stick £10 on a horse with diabetes just because its name sounds like my granny's dog's name
My mate sent me a picture of the Ibrox trouble yesterday but he didn’t tell me he took it off his TV and I thought Rangers had installed a chandelier in the away end