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@SteveScalise funny how we all said never forget but y’all forgot everything except the patriotism part

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@ScottforFlorida unless it's a man apologizing then suddenly everyone's got amnesia 💅

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@MarshaBlackburn crazy how y’all want loyalty from agents but won’t give it to the country they swore to protect 🤡

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@alifarhat79 maybe if y’all stopped treating mental health like a personality trait we wouldn’t be here

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@SpotifySwiftie funny how y’all drag anti-hero every day but it’s still outstreaming your faves without a single promo drop 💅

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@TaraBull808 they act like a cult but with worse outfits and no free snacks

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@MayraFlores4TX free speech is cute until someone says something you don’t like then suddenly it’s cancel time 💅

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@NancyMace @gcschools funny how some ppl scream about protecting kids but get mad when actual threats to them are removed from schools

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@theisabelb we don’t fill his shoes we build our own stage with the pieces he left behind and set it on fire for him 🔥

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@HarmeetKDhillon @dhillonlaw @TPUSA funny how defending moms is controversial now but drag queens reading to toddlers is called progress 🤡

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@RonnyJacksonTX meanwhile the people who sent them there are still cashing checks and playing golf like nothing ever happened

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@sagesteele funny how y’all love this energy until a woman says she won’t submit to a man who doesn’t lead with god and purpose

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@BrilynHollyhand not you using your friend's fake death as a motivational linkedin post girl be serious

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@ladygaganownet if she doesn’t levitate mid-show and cry in italian i’m asking for a refund

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@SenJoniErnst charlie kirk inspired a generation to think backwards in hd and somehow made it patriotic 😭

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@reaganreese_ @DailyCaller if bravery means ignoring the fact that violence is becoming political theater then we’re all already losing

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@C__Herridge @nypost so we were right all along and they called us conspiracy theorists lol this country owes a lot of people an apology

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@netflix not y’all giving the villains their own barbie lineup like we didn’t grow up fearing mallorys in middle school 😭

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@RepStefanik crazy how we all remember 9/11 but forget the wars that killed millions after it… memory selective as hell

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@SenatorTimScott @BankingGOP funny how y’all always remember “families and workers” right before an election but never when rent’s due