Zach 🦧

[Zach 🦧 @parakeetpoop]

never meet your heroes

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GTA 6 comes out the year Black Ops 2 is set holy shit

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@TeamYouTube I lost access to one of my google accounts. I only have a password for it. Any way you can help?

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@JakeBaldino For all intents and purposes this is just a joke. Glad you aren’t being stretched too thin!

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@JakeBaldino

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michael ninja power

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GTA 6 comes out the year Black Ops 2 is set holy shit

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I can’t believe a godzilla movie made me actually care about the human characters

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I’m the last one to say it but GTA VI cannot come soon enough holy shit

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Ka-chow

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Why is Lightning McQueen invading my timeline

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What a ride man #MarioKart8Deluxe

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Rockstar Games @RockstarGames]

We are very excited to let you know that in early December, we will release the first trailer for the next Grand Theft Auto. We look forward to many more years of sharing these experiences with all of you.

Thank you,
Sam Houser

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@EmoEthie You didn’t see anything

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Smoking pot while getting an abortion? Call that Ohio fr

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Animals don’t know what they’re called. A dog doesn’t know it’s called a dog, a bird doesn’t know it’s called a bird. Messed up…..

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JUST BEAT SPIDER-MAN 2 AHHHHHHH

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I’m so tired of this job man