PartonBrenna

[‏ً @marenyearly]

I hate when syllabus’s say you need to study x amount of hours per week to succeed in a class… you don’t fucking know me.

[Tyrese Haliburton @Hali]

Who thought it was a good idea to shut down Club Penguin?

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Fernando Mendoza said WHAT

https://t.co/Ep6DGCUCF6

[ali @probablyalissa]

Bill Nye is short for William New Year’s Eve

[Mads @europemaxxed]

better than watching the ball drop

[DELETE @JubileeDJ]

I wish i was born into wealth so i could have a nice 1 bedroom apartment

[Natalie F Danelishen @Chesschick01]

Me filing my taxes next year:

[Dyylas @DylanDyylas]

maga is like "that could be anybody"

[Dyylas @DylanDyylas]

my favorite part of the epstein files was when they said ▇▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇ ▇ ▇▇▇ ▇▇▇, ▇▇▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇.

[liana!! 🚦 @solidaritysgf]

oh shut the fuck up

[CoKane @KanesCabDriv3r]

Your baby on board sticker isn’t gonna make me any less drunk

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

How I’m going to bed tonight with no TikTok

[Sarah @jjkslilbitch]

me 5 minutes into this TikTok ban

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

if yall want to watch a 27 year old fight a 58 year old man so badly just put me in the same room with my father

[The Wonton Don @DonnieDoesWorld]

#Debate2024

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

You and your boy (both 25 handicaps) arguing about your golf game at the bar:

[Molly @FSUmollz]

They will never be Him

[CoKane @KanesCabDriv3r]

“Why didn’t you say hi to me at the bar”

Me at the bar: