Landon K

Just a cool, normal guy.

Author of Mediocre Saviors and other books. Buy them here:

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My new book is now available!

It's about werewoofs on an earth that has 3 moons. Check it out, and also the other titles from Golden Storyline Books.

[Golden Storyline Books @BooksStoryline]

Three Moons Over Mackleberry is a comedic fantasy story from author Landon Knepp. What if Earth had three moons? And werewolves? Logan, discovers that his deranged new neighbor is an amateur monster hunter and that werewolves are real. #books #fantasy https://t.co/KKq8w409Tm

[Landon K @PartymanRandy]

GUYS! My Christmas book - A Used Cadillac for Starla - is FREE on Kindle from now through Christmas Eve. Go get it and have a Merry Christmas!
https://t.co/ktZJ4B7SR0

[Landon K @PartymanRandy]

Stargate

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@IronLeagueThug Fortunately it wasn’t open while we were there.

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I did a bracket where I just picked the higher seed in each game, and it's in the top 3% on ESPN.

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@jeannebodine There was a traffic barrel account? I missed this.

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The democrat party is like a retirement home for Dick Tracey villains.

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Chuck Schumer is now screaming off the top of his lungs, "We will win! We will win! We won't rest! We won't rest!"

The Democrat Party has totally collapsed.

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@CrassBR549 @RobProvince I'd put her in the category of "above average mom of a teenager".

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@ZuckersProp I guess sometimes even the top 0.1% of engineers join a drug cartel and start doing rapes.

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When they say "compassion" they mean things like releasing a rapist back on the streets because he's in the country illegally.

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"Wow. MAGA is celebrating the deportation of MS-13 gang members and convicted rapists? What ever happened to Love Thy Neighbor?"

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@shaneflannagan @superballslarry If you think conservatives are just going to forget about him criticizing Kaleigh McEnany, you've got another thing coming.

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@Ridethewave42 Long story. Banned for a year or so, only recently started tweeting as partyman again.

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@_sleepybrowns I was banned for awhile, then when I got back I changed the username and pic. I've just recently started tweeting as partyman again.

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This is cool, but the sign should give an honorable mention to Kyle Schwarber, too.

[City of Middletown @CityMiddletown]

🎉 Middletown To Install Road Signs Honoring Vice President J.D. Vance 🎉

The City of Middletown will be installing road signs at the entrances into the City, honoring Middletown’s native son J.D. Vance.