Ziplock

he/him

my ambition is to be that old guy you see in the pub one day who's pretty cool but always slightly drunk

[Ziplock @Patbuck1995]

I'm on bluesky now i guess because everyone interesting has left, name Ziplock1995. I won't post much there either

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

Godzilla was supposed to represent the nuclear bombs used in World War II. Godzilla vs Kong represents what if we nuked a big gorilla

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

Dude, it’s just a comedy show. Sure, we were saying deeply cruel things without a trace of irony. But don’t worry, it was on stage

[Ziplock @Patbuck1995]

@LukeRomeo @GoodwinMJ Andy Twelves pulled him apart, funniest shit i've seen since he lost Gorton and Denton

[romeo.📸 @LukeRomeo]

@Nigel_Farage @SkyNews Cry more you fucking incel

[wint @dril]

been monitoring the hbo max situation; consistently hearing reports that big bird has a fully articulated cloaca that they never show on tv

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

How it feels watching people who get Christmas to New Year off.

[Peter Serafinowicz @serafinowicz]

I genuinely dread the day I hear the news that Donald Trump has died, because I am going to cum so hard and I might be in like Tesco’s

[PoliticsJOE @PoliticsJOE_UK]

#AccidentalPartridge

[Ziplock @Patbuck1995]

@ElleRudd_ Absolute kino

[Ziplock @Patbuck1995]

I turn 30 in 4 days, and got ID'd on the way to work, hell yeah, either i look young or that shop assistant was bliiiiiind

[Ed Campbell @edcmpbl]

Keir Starmer did what anyone would do. He appointed a friend of the world’s most famous paedophile, whose entire career has been dogged by scandal, to the UK’s most prestigious ambassadorial position. It could have happened to anyone.

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

the Horus heresy books are a cool experiment in longform prose storytelling undone by how some of the writers are pretty good and some you're legitimately unsure if they know where the commas in sentences are supposed to go. And they keep having to follow on from one another

[The Return of the Ping @PandasAndVidya]

"But Black Dynamite..."

[Ziplock @Patbuck1995]

Singer in the pub begun singing Creep by Radiohead, mum turns to me and says "This song reminds me of you!"
Cheers mum

[Lou Calvey @LouCalvey]

Kenmure Street. Four years ago. No strangers in sight.

[Ziplock @Patbuck1995]

I defeated him with words

[Ziplock @Patbuck1995]

Kinda glad my mum quit twitter so now i can openly joke about how the night ended in my and a college shirtless and fistfighting in the cleobury wells