The Last Time Bender

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[The Last Time Bender @Patient_Zzero]

I ponder of something great
My lungs will fill and then deflate
They fill with fire, exhale desire
I know it's dire my time today

I have these thoughts, so often I ought
To replace that slot with what I once bought
'Cause somebody stole my car radio
And now I just sit in silence

[The Last Time Bender @Patient_Zzero]

summa the time🤣

[ciiku🧚🏾 @ciikuhaha]

Do you cum laude

[The Last Time Bender @Patient_Zzero]

Enyewe being a lawyer kukua yapper ni high requirement.

[Ruebutwithtaqwa @kydah_yusuf]

Isn’t that suppose to be the opening scene in a situationship?

[The Last Time Bender @Patient_Zzero]

@alittlebraty Imekua slip n slide sasa.

[The Last Time Bender @Patient_Zzero]

Ata hauna blue check mark. Just foolish for free.😂

[Sharp Babe @theeffykindagal]

@_MtuTano So it's ok for men kukua mafyat hence possible murderers.. But it's so NOT ok for her to date who she wants or double triple date huh... That's a bigger sin than a murderer.. 🤷🏾‍♀️ Or now a violent man 🚮

[Skipper 🐧 @majau_k]

An after shower poop is your body’s way of asserting dominance, showing you the middle finger.

[The Last Time Bender @Patient_Zzero]

Tbh, I understand. Dating game for women ni absolutely fun. They're like kids in a candy store and the candy is free.

So being sneaky is a necessity to explore their options without traumatizing anyone.

[Medulla of Lang'ata @Ian_yuko_tu]

Kama umewahi kula bibi/dem ya mtu you understand how sneaky women can be.

[Karis @YaneKariuki]

Ukilipia badge ni kama akili unasunda kwenye mkundu

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

hahah

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

naona mna learn how to put them on the back foot

[The Last Time Bender @Patient_Zzero]

"Msianze 2-0."

The 2-0 in question.

[Patpat💗🌺 @_num4]

☺️

[Itsy Bitsy Biter🕷️ @Blipblopblup_]

No
Oris after kugodhana

[The Last Time Bender @Patient_Zzero]

okay mama

[Tamilore @titsonthots]

use the dildo in one hole while you fuck me in another

[The Last Time Bender @Patient_Zzero]

Super ex wangu aliniambia I can only slap her when we're fucking.

I miss her and I'm telling her with all the silence I am capable of.

[wanjiruuuuuuuuuuuu @3therealchic]

This guy made me read all the dirty texts I had sent him. Me ata sikuwa nakumbuka some of the things I had said😹😹unajua venye mabare huslap time ya mechi ukiulizwa what's the attitude for?😹alafu ikifika Kwa slow sex he's apologizing 😭

[The Last Time Bender @Patient_Zzero]

umbwa sana

[Ben @TheKimilu]

unabuyia mtu pombe na pesa yako alafu anatapika, unatapika nini?

[The Last Time Bender @Patient_Zzero]

examples of motion, gentlemen

[𝒽ℯ𝓁𝒾𝓊𝓂 @waithera_jk]

this man is calling me from a whole marathon talmbout i can’t wait to come kiss you after this marathon….mind you we met two days ago at the club 🤣🤣 i’m about to have the best seven and a half weeks ain’t i?

[The Last Time Bender @Patient_Zzero]

Men's mental health month and mine is the worst it's been all year so far.😂

[The Last Time Bender @Patient_Zzero]

Hanifa's been real quiet since mumcook.😂

[The Last Time Bender @Patient_Zzero]

Hapa forehead kiss ni anywhere.😙

[Kiluuks♡ @DeeKiluu_]

Not me thriving in a male dominated field 😍

[The Last Time Bender @Patient_Zzero]

Akipost pic ya Nairobi City Marathon unamshow "Najua umemaliza marathon lakini unakuanga umenimaliza zaidi."