Patrick Clancy

Bad dude.

[Patrick Clancy @patrickclancy]

Too Trve. "@thejogger: "Your girlfriend is dumb and I hate her." - Me, all the time."

[Patrick Clancy @patrickclancy]

Genesee Beer. One great brewery, one great taste. #Genny

[Patrick Clancy @patrickclancy]

Things I've Learned From Pace Commercials: All cowboys are obsessed with salsa.

[Patrick Clancy @patrickclancy]

Running the blowjob gauntlet from Capitol Hill to Bell Town is exactly what I had in mind for a saturday night off.

[Patrick Clancy @patrickclancy]

@thejogger You are in the "similar to me" category on here. I don't really know what that means, but SMALL INTERNET AFTER ALL.

[Patrick Clancy @patrickclancy]

Seattle Girls: Wearing 'boots' that are really just slippers with a little plastic on the bottom and wondering why their feet are cold.

[Patrick Clancy @patrickclancy]

The fact that I can say "Have fun with your friends doing gay shit." to my wife and make her smile says my union is strong.

[Patrick Clancy @patrickclancy]

Listening to vegans talking about "bee exploitation" is probably the worst.

[Patrick Clancy @patrickclancy]

FREE MAYWEATHER.

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You Can Remotely Hack Someone’s Insulin Pump To Kill Them http://t.co/1dSd1OIy #news #futurism #hacking #health

[Patrick Clancy @patrickclancy]

@SanJoseSharks I'm most excited for when they win the Stanley Cup. #SJSharks #FutureChamps

[Patrick Clancy @patrickclancy]

You know you're a dork when typing "gr" into google comes back with the past search of "graveyard graveyard mediafire".

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unreconcilable! RT @patrickclancy Working out is a lot more fun if you pretend you're training to box a communist. #RockyIV #Montage

[Patrick Clancy @patrickclancy]

Ski masks are only $1.87 on Amazon! I think I'll stock up and make that my 2011 Spring Look.

[Patrick Clancy @patrickclancy]

Grimnash the Level 1 Skeleton Rapist

[Patrick Clancy @patrickclancy]

My wife just burped and it sounded like Incantation. #hailsatan

[Patrick Clancy @patrickclancy]

My GPS got me lost. #whitegirlproblems

[Patrick Clancy @patrickclancy]

Death Metal + Excel at work. Summoning Satan underneath my desk.

[Patrick Clancy @patrickclancy]

I'm just going to do it. I'm gonna learn PHP. #brainsgettinbigger

[Patrick Clancy @patrickclancy]

Good news! RT: @SanJoseSharks Re-Sign Forwards Patrick Marleau and Joe Pavelski to Four-Year Deals. http://bit.ly/9VehNG