Patrick Burland

CT native | Digital @acc_national

[Patrick Burland @patrickjburland]

CIA in 1950: I wonder what Fidel Castro will have to say about this exploding pen LMAO

CIA in 2026:

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Wingstop announces new chicken wings covered in Sour Patch Kids candy, launching nationwide for a limited time starting October 27.

[Patrick Burland @patrickjburland]

Fun fact: President Taft was one of the first people to participate in a GLP-1 trial

[VanRaalte, Agro-Nationalist @AgroNationalism]

crazy how nobody ever gives taft credit for losing the weight

[Patrick Burland @patrickjburland]

@loom might just have the most annoying sign-up flow I've ever encountered - far too many asks.

[Patrick Burland @patrickjburland]

Collecting the Balkan nation building videos like infinity stones

[Patrick Burland @patrickjburland]

@neglevup Why is it Steve Wozniak?

[Patrick Burland @patrickjburland]

@ReturnoftheDal

[Patrick Burland @patrickjburland]

Definitely not Greece (which was made by Bavaria in 1822)

[Dāvids Zalāns @DavidsZalans]

The best areas to live in Europe.

[Patrick Burland @patrickjburland]

Oompa loompa doopedy doo Greece was made in 1822

[Patrick Burland @patrickjburland]

@lukeradel Is being pink slime ever not embarrassing?

[Patrick Burland @patrickjburland]

2012 was 14 years ago

[Patrick Burland @patrickjburland]

Those people are ruining our buildings but we can stop them so everything is beautiful!

[Patrick Burland @patrickjburland]

Uhh

[Patrick Burland @patrickjburland]

@allie__voss Talk to me when you can solve a Rubik's cube #logicallysmart

[Patrick Burland @patrickjburland]

It is time

[Patrick Burland @patrickjburland]

Anyone know where I can get some rock sauce, the one that's like zip sauce?

[Patrick Burland @patrickjburland]

His narcissism knows no bounds.

[Complex @Complex]

A golden retriever casually became a Google Maps celebrity.

Maru lives on Jukdo, a tiny island in South Korea, and followed a Google Maps photographer around while Street View images were being captured.
He ended up appearing in more than 1,000 photos across the island.

📷: Google Maps

[American Conservation Coalition Action @ACCAction]

ACC PAC was in Iowa with @yrnational last weekend knocking doors for Rep. @millermeeks!

In Congress, she's fought for clean water, smarter recycling, and introduced the STEWARD Act to modernize how America recycles.

ACC Action is proud to endorse her for re-election.

[Patrick Burland @patrickjburland]

With his *chud* son

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

A royal penguin in an inspection tour with his son

[Patrick Burland @patrickjburland]

@kkringlebotten @allie__voss I don't see what you mean at all

[Patrick Burland @patrickjburland]

This is what progress looks like! #herstory

[New York Post @nypost]

Lethal injection by all-female team slated for Tennessee's 1st woman death row inmate in 200 years https://t.co/yBuxCuudFY