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[TKFTNU @PatrickMachodes]

Thank you for giving me a new burner name🙏

[BrickCenter @BrickCenter_]

Charles Barkley on Cardi B's chest:

"I don't know if those are B's. Those might be Cardi D's. I'm pretty sure those are D's."

[TKFTNU @PatrickMachodes]

@Royals Keep Hud in the booth please

[TKFTNU @PatrickMachodes]

@Itshaber World doesn’t revolve around Europe buddy

[TKFTNU @PatrickMachodes]

@JayHutchens98 Get a job

[TKFTNU @PatrickMachodes]

@NCAABuzzerBters Respect GDG

[TKFTNU @PatrickMachodes]

@Royals @kcroyalstv We don’t care

[TKFTNU @PatrickMachodes]

@Royals @kcroyalstv Why did we even sign Starling Marte if we aren’t gonna play him

[Sam Block @theblockspot]

Indiana won the National Championship.
Sam Darnold won the Super Bowl.
Knicks are in the NBA Finals.

Apply for your dream job.
Buy your mom a house.
Hit up your crush.

2026 is the year to just go for it all.

[TKFTNU @PatrickMachodes]

@EmbiidAmputee Gotta be bait

[TKFTNU @PatrickMachodes]

@Dr_Funknstein @Royals @kcroyalstv Doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results 🎯

[TKFTNU @PatrickMachodes]

@Big_Time_Atl @Royals @OMAStormChasers Mitchell is a top prospect… also nobody will want Salvy

[TKFTNU @PatrickMachodes]

@crksokc @jtpenfield Boy do I have news for you

[TKFTNU @PatrickMachodes]

@Royals @kcroyalstv Yes another game with 2 black holes at the 2 most important spots in the lineup. Fuck off.

[TKFTNU @PatrickMachodes]

@Royals It’s never been more over

[MLB @MLB]

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Repost and reply for your chance to win a Baltimore @Orioles Tupac Shakur bobblehead!

[TKFTNU @PatrickMachodes]

@Royals Won’t be a serious team till Salvy is out of the cleanup spot. Love the guy but he needs to be moved down ASAP

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@Royals

[TKFTNU @PatrickMachodes]

@Royals @kcroyalstv This is the lineup. Q finally did it.