patrick mcwilliam

real Gs move in silence like lasagna

[patrick mcwilliam @patrickmcw1]

there’s two types of people, people whole like beef flavored ramen and people who like chicken flavored ramen

[Finn @bruh01880333]

Sitting, thinking about train

[patrick mcwilliam @patrickmcw1]

poopie sammich

[Finn @bruh01880333]

Why don’t girls have balls too? Damn.

[patrick mcwilliam @patrickmcw1]

Damn I’m at work. Who coming thru? 😗

[patrick mcwilliam @patrickmcw1]

bitchez <3

[Racc @RaccoonEggs]

Getting circumcised is just the biological equivalent of removing the silencer

[patrick mcwilliam @patrickmcw1]

hustlin’ in my chacos with socks today, i look like a playa so hide ur girls 🤬

[patrick mcwilliam @patrickmcw1]

jus watch secret life of walter mitty——-> my life is changed forever and in going to climb the himalayas

[patrick mcwilliam @patrickmcw1]

AP classes make me their bitch

[patrick mcwilliam @patrickmcw1]

why don’t we call cauliflower white broccoli

[patrick mcwilliam @patrickmcw1]

almost died in the water today, i slipped and tried grabbing the water

[patrick mcwilliam @patrickmcw1]

hummus soda

[Frankie MacDonald @frankiemacd]

Me Saying Lasagna

[patrick mcwilliam @patrickmcw1]

chillin at cribo eating doritos, haven’t been on the platform in a min, wussup? how are you?

[patrick mcwilliam @patrickmcw1]

just preformed the fattest concert in the shower

[patrick mcwilliam @patrickmcw1]

morning after fest is like bruh

[George Beatty @69degreess]

If you go to summerfest every night you should see a doctor immediately

[patrick mcwilliam @patrickmcw1]

damn i love myself #selflove #ihavelike2followers

[patrick mcwilliam @patrickmcw1]

jesus can turn water into wine but i can turn your girl into mine