Patsy Pants™

Haribo experimenter extraordinaire. Graduated cum laude from School of Alcohol Imbibers. Oh and reformed lover of a good Curly Wurly. Now out of the bedroom!

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@trials_Trex @J4mieB Thanks darling, happy memories ❤️🎉

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@trials_Trex Ditto ❤️

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@JamesBlunt Cheese coma?

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@JamesBlunt Please pop round, it’s my and the husband’s birthday. Weird, I know

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@HENI Pretty, please tell Damien I need to sell a kidney first

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@trials_Trex Best afternoon ever with your delicious company ❤️x

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@007 Underrated and my absolute favourite Bond

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@purplepika007 Aww happy anniversary kids, beautiful memories ❤️

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Last year I gave everybody Covid, this year we celebrate in the beer bubble garden. Happy birthdays to us @J4mieB ❤️

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@purplepika007 @J4mieB Aww thanks. We wouldn’t expect anything less ❤️

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@purplepika007 @J4mieB Doesn’t time just fly. Love you guys ❤️

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@trials_Trex Happy birthday sweetheart go and have the bestest day celebrating with Harry on tour 💗 🥳

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Be aware of even the smallest of symptoms. Husband was told told by his GP he had wind and to take a rennie, it certainly wasn’t wind

Thank goodness for a decent haematology unit in Shropshire

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This #WorldBloodCancerDay help us spread the word about how to #SpotLeukameia  

The six most common symptoms of leukaemia are... 

🩸Fatigue 
🩸Bruising/bleeding 
🩸Repeated infections 
🩸Shortness of breath  
🩸Fever/night sweats  
🩸Bone/joint pain

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Where’s Riverdance when you need them?
#Eurovision2023 🇮🇪

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@SkyHelpTeam Advice please, I am charged for multiscreen which includes ultra HD however I’m being charged for ultra HD separately. Also the info on Ultra HD says it includes Netflix premium, but we are also charged separately for ultimate tv add on which also incl Netflix

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@KathyBurke It’s just marvellous, Mr O is a joy to watch

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@trials_Trex Mine has just shouted DNR

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Still have a pulse

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@CheesyTweed Hey Tweed. Happy ole year to you and Jo x

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Clock is lost in space 🤷🏼‍♀️