Paul Anthony Jones

Words, books, and books about words. Things @HaggardHawks @Yes_or_BS. I have massive calves. Tweets are mine and so is that blueberry muffin, leave it alone.

[Paul Anthony Jones @paulanthjones]

I am so ridiculously proud of this book honestly

[Elliott & Thompson @eandtbooks]

Are you looking for a gift for the logophile in your life? Check out books from @paulanthjones, founder of @HaggardHawks and a 'first-rate collector of linguistic curios'! His latest book, #WhyIsThisAQuestion, is out now: https://t.co/sV6ivn0ZkE #language #words #linguistics

[SimpsonsEFL @EflSimpsons]

nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how “busy you were”
- how many hours you worked

people will remember:
- Lisa needs braces
- dental plan
- Lisa needs braces

[Matthew @regionalthicko]

Nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how “busy you were”
- how many hours you worked

People will remember:
-the 5th of November
-you’re a womble
-the 21st night of September

[trash jones @jzux]

this summer felt weird to me… it was fast and wet and cloudy and everyone seemed tired

[Jack Vening @jack_vening]

(checking out my friend's new website and seeing lorem ipsum for the first time) And the language of angels there, what does that portend?

[Ben M-J @V_Ben]

Pack it up, pack it in, batman begin

[poorly drawn lines @PDLComics]

aesthetic

[neopets girl online @ne0petsgirl]

AI sucks, google search is shit, shopping online is shit, spotify algorithms are shit, windows search on my own PC is shit, subscriptions are shit, throttling is shit, ads when the tvs paused are shit, autoplay is shit, premium features that used to be standard are shit .. like

[Nick Bowes @nickbowes1975]

Absolute gem of an anecdote in the @guardian interview with @RobertLindsay - the day Laurence Olivier met Corrie’s Doris Speed https://t.co/8R2CshXtYr

[Kim Siever @kim_siever]

I just found out that Imane Khelif participated in the 2020 Olympics. Funny how no one was upset about her boxing back then. I wonder what changed.

[Michael Bailey Photography @jollybeggars]

Newcastle Cathedral yesterday evening... @nclcathedral #Tyneside

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

dying at the fucking horse

[naomi @lachancenaomi27]

This is what twitter feels like

[Sweet Momissa @sweetmomissa]

If I worked at a mayonnaise factory, I would just say “what the Hellman?”anytime someone made a mistake and everyone would love me.

[Emily✨ @_emilyoram]

Rihanna’s career distilled

[mary @croftvanlaeken]

Unmatched

[Misha @drethelin]

How come there are no large predators that mimic herbivores? Like something that looks like a cow until it GETS you

[trash jones @jzux]

this is how it feels to wake up and have coffee and do the crossword

[paige @BonerWizard]

Imagine Elon as jigsaw and none of his traps work

[Michael Bailey Photography @jollybeggars]

One of the most iconic stretches of railway in the UK... #Newcastle #Tyneside