Paul Finebaum

A satire twitter account.

[Paul Finebaum @paulfinebaum]

Saints: Who Dat! ..... 49ERS: WE DAT!

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LSU humiliated in the BCS Championship. The Saints lose a hard fought contest to end their playoff run. Tough week for Louisiana.

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Tyrann Mathieu has been replaced at the Heisman presentation by a gum chewing version of the liquid metal terminator. #honeybadger #nicesuit

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Naked pictures, allegedly of the “Honey Badger” have been leaked to the internet. Brett Favre approves this message. http://t.co/uBjEPFPn

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Mike Gundy is "a man and he's 40!" He is also dilusional if he thinks his team would score 30+ on LSU.

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Phil Jackson can now focus full time on being a strange pothead and NOT be distracted by the NBA head coach thing.

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John Stancil interview conclusions: 1 Scarbinsky is an even worse newsman than I thought. 2 Satellite TV installation can't be too difficult

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SHOCKER Jeff Lee a no show at WNSP. What is the more difficult search- OJ's search for the real killers? Lee's search for actual evidence?

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Jeffery Lee points finger at 'Bama recruitment of Calloway + AU Eagle has sudden health scare = AU PR must be preparing for more dirt.

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NC State to hire former Alabama Coach Mark Gottfried. Fliers warning all sorority women to stay away are being distributed as I type.

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Rumors swirling about a QB controversy at an in state school.... Not the school you think I'm talking about. Must not be paying as much now.

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Mike Hamilton looks to be out as UT AD, looks to be IN as evening manager at Dennys. Bruce Pearl recommended him for the job.

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Stores in Auburn and Opelika now requiring anyone purchasing toilet paper to sign an affidavit that they will not roll Toomer's Corner.

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Piggly Wiggly will donate $.50 from each sale of Charmin Ultra toilet tissue to the ongoing efforts to save the Toomer's Oaks.

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All we can really hope for is that the person responsible for murdering those trees is brought to justice as quickly as possible.

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Folks will always complain, but Mike Slive has done a 'heck-of-a-job' since his term began. The SEC has come a long way with his leadership.

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Just had a "BOMBSHELL" moment after hearing revelations tonight. I may have a truck-load of crow to eat.