Paul Foxcroft

Comedian, Improviser, Writer, Game Designer and pro Dungeon Master for @QuestingTime. That guy from that scene in #TedLasso He/Him/Chump

[Paul Foxcroft @paulfoxcroft]

Hey pals, after achieving an all time Twitter high-point of having @JoshMalina retweet my dumb joke about a horse - I'm burning this account to the ground.

I'm heading to the other place, where I'm @paulfoxcroft.bsky.social and I'm @misterspidergod on the photo one.

[. @jdpoc]

The best 3 Sentence Summary of Yesterday's Far Right Riots in #London.

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@jdpoc @RupertLowe10 There's no shortage of idiots in that photo.

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@idlewildgirl @UberUKI_Support What was it?

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@NornQueenKya I would vastly appreciate more information

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@POTUS Literally stop selling bombs to Israel, dude. You've got two months, make it matter.

[(((Jew))) @JoshMalina]

She killed an evil horse.

[Paul Foxcroft @paulfoxcroft]

@JoshMalina I'll second draft this.

I think it's more compelling if the horse is morally ambiguous.

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@nwrosey96 @JoshMalina The show wrapped up, but have fun with it. Pretend like she got superpowers or killed an evil horse or something

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@EwaSR I'm so happy for you both.

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To be clear, the public 100% don't have a right to know the details of an ongoing investigation.

Someone can be arrested for one thing and then have different charges brought as a result of the investigation. But, yeah... it's a conspiracy against the UK? Idiot.

[Robert Jenrick @RobertJenrick]

The public had a right to know the truth straight away.

I am seriously concerned that facts may have been withheld from the public.

Keir Starmer must urgently explain what he knew about the Southport attack and when he learned it.

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@jamesbarrcomedy Christ that's rough. What the hell is going on with Fringe this year?

[James barr @jamesbarrcomedy]

I keep wondering why i’m struggling to pay bills and then I remember that I still haven’t received any revenue from @edfringe two months after it’s finished… that’s despite paying £1000+ in fees, registration, marketing, accommodation etc since April/May

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@SoozUK What if there's a tie and they have to do alternate days?

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@EwaSR They're more afraid of you than you are of them, right?

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@jameshamilton @kellylynnedang Hi bud!