Hipster Doofus

Blues and reggae bassist. Powered by caffeine and peanut butter. Your cat and/or toddler will like me more than you will. Mighty, but like a rose.

[Hipster Doofus @paulypmc]

Someone let @ejeancarroll know!

[Just Jack @7Veritas4]

He can barely secure a bond to appeal his defamation verdict…and he’s at it again.

[Hipster Doofus @paulypmc]

@FFT1776 I’m sure the “proof” will be coming any day now, just like the “proof” of massive election fraud we’ve been waiting 5 years for

[Hipster Doofus @paulypmc]

@LindaTraitz I’ve met many. What’s the point?

[Hipster Doofus @paulypmc]

@gaber526 @Amazed2C @TTepichin @EdKrassen @Timcast No, That’s exactly how motions work. Citizen Trump is no stranger to making frivolous motions in all His many other trials, so…

[Hipster Doofus @paulypmc]

@gaber526 @Amazed2C @TTepichin @EdKrassen @Timcast I sure have. I’ve also read the docket filed in Manhattan

[Hipster Doofus @paulypmc]

@gaber526 @Amazed2C @TTepichin @EdKrassen @Timcast A further bonus if he had bothered to make an effort: he could raised that issue on appeal. But again, he didn’t even bother. Being lazy and getting poor legal advice sounds pretty Trumpy

[Hipster Doofus @paulypmc]

@gaber526 @Amazed2C @TTepichin @EdKrassen @Timcast He could have moved for one and had a chance to present his evidence but he chose not to. That’s the facts, bro

[Hipster Doofus @paulypmc]

@RitaHoeffner8 @TTepichin @EdKrassen @Timcast No I’m saying in the ACTUAL docket filed in Manhattan, Trump never even bothered trying to get a jury trial. Wonder why that was?

[Hipster Doofus @paulypmc]

@gaber526 @Amazed2C @TTepichin @EdKrassen @Timcast He didn’t even apply for one. Looksy!

[Hipster Doofus @paulypmc]

@Amazed2C @berry_mory @TTepichin @EdKrassen @Timcast I never said James requested one. I said Trump DIDN’T. Maybe he would have gotten one, maybe not. Point is he didn’t even try for one

Here’s a the actual docket filed in Manhattan.

[Hipster Doofus @paulypmc]

@electric1776 @TTepichin @EdKrassen @Timcast So… Trump simultaneously was “unfairly denied” a jury trial yet it’s a winning legal tactic? Ok then

[Hipster Doofus @paulypmc]

@berry_mory @Amazed2C @TTepichin @EdKrassen @Timcast “In any event, neither party applied nor moved for a jury trial”

Trump was a party. He didn’t apply for a jury trial. It’s right there in the official docket. It’s not that hard to comprehend

[Hipster Doofus @paulypmc]

@Ahhhh26081570 @Mr_Dan_L @TTepichin @EdKrassen @Timcast “In any event, neither party applied nor moved for a jury trial.”
Trump and his lawyer are a party. They didn’t apply nor move for a jury trial. It’s right in black and white

[Hipster Doofus @paulypmc]

@WillWantsWealth @Mr_Dan_L @Ahhhh26081570 @TTepichin @EdKrassen @Timcast Interestingly though, it probably would have delayed the trial which is the usual MO for Trump and his ace attorneys who don’t know to tick a box

[Hipster Doofus @paulypmc]

@WillWantsWealth @Mr_Dan_L @Ahhhh26081570 @TTepichin @EdKrassen @Timcast He got due process. He had a lengthy trial and He was found guilty. He certainly could have requested a jury, he didn’t bother.

[Hipster Doofus @paulypmc]

@kleo081969 @TTepichin @EdKrassen @Timcast Ok then

[Hipster Doofus @paulypmc]

@Amazed2C @TTepichin @EdKrassen @Timcast It’s conveniently summarised here for you

https://t.co/mJyNn89FHo

[Hipster Doofus @paulypmc]

@Amazed2C @TTepichin @EdKrassen @Timcast James REQUESTED one, Trump and his ace attorney never bothered to request one

You can look at the ACTUAL court docket here

https://t.co/K9KYClDAEH