My dad is the only person I know who can confidently say in public “Damn I really have that after-sex glow”. Please sir, think of the children listening 😭
Ready Player One is the greatest piece of fan fiction I’ve ever seen, except for the part where I found the romance cringier than grade 7 David’s perspective on love
*At dinner and talking about giving birth
Mom: I don’t get what your problem is, all of you were accidents
Younger sister: but cmon, David is the only one that’s obviously an accident
FEELSBADMAN huhu :(((
It’s kind of nice how commonwealth is such a crappy road to drive but it makes up for it by being a spectacular place to be at during the sunset and sunrise