The Pennifer

Modern day suffragette. Houseplant assassin. Collective noun connoisseur.

[The Pennifer @pennifer]

@AsdaServiceTeam

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@Geedoll4 @trafficscotland @SETrunkRoads @edintravel It's racing along!

[The Pennifer @pennifer]

Slow hand clap for Traffic Scotland... Have taken over an hour to travel 14 miles. And as per, not a soul to be seen doing 'essential maintenance'. Honestly. Jesus wept!

[Traffic Scotland @trafficscotland]

⚠️YELLOW WEATHER WARNING⚠️

The @metoffice have issued a YELLOW weather warning for ICE❄️

In place TODAY (7th January) until 11:59pm.

More info: https://t.co/LPQshq3SPT

#TakeCare https://t.co/emU3eD9lAZ

[The Pennifer @pennifer]

@Morrisons Either make the pizza bigger, or the box smaller...