Pete™

Lifelong supporter of Mufc 🔴⚪️⚫️ also like abit of F1 🏎. All views are my own.

[Pete™ @PeterAsh84]

@liamgallagher You go once a year if that, at least your kid turns up for the Wembley finals if you get there. 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Daniel O’Reilly @dapperlaughs]

@columeastwood Remember people, trying to cut someone’s head off in the street isn’t the problem, complaining about it is.

[Chino @ChinoUTD]

🚨 Casemiro on a funny moment he experienced at Manchester United this season:

🗣️ Casemiro:

“I remember the game against Fulham. Cunha dribbles into the box, gets fouled and the referee immediately points to the penalty spot. We were celebrating already. Then the Fulham players surrounded the referee and started protesting.

VAR checked it and decided the foul was actually outside the box. So the penalty was cancelled and we got a free-kick instead. At that point I remember looking at Cunha and thinking: 'These guys have just made your effort fruitless.'

Then Bruno puts in an unbelievable ball and I score from the free-kick. After the game, me and Cunha went over to their captain and asked him: 'Be honest... which one would you have preferred? The penalty or the free-kick goal?' He looked at us and said: 'Please... just leave me alone.' Then we thanked him for the protest and walked away.”

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

*Declan Rice passes the ball five yards*

Ally McCoist: “That is exceptional.”

[Adam @AdamJoseph]

The 2008 Manchester United side who won the Premier League & went undefeated on the way to winning the Champions League are now accepting all due apologies from Arsenal fans for your disrespect.

Thank you.

[zuka @feran_x]

No Keane, cropped out Neville
Good club👍🏾

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Just @10Ronaldinho holding a signed @HarryMaguire93 shirt.

[Man United Fan Club @manufcnow]

🚨Patrice Evra on Roy Keane attacking Bruno Fernandes on IG:

Let’s be serious for one minute, my brother Roy. I see your Instagram post, you call Bruno a donkey... bro, come on!

​I just watched the whole YouTube podcast because people told me, "

​Roy, my legend, I love you, you know that. You were a monster on the pitch. But sometimes you wake up, you have your morning tea, and you just want to destroy someone’s life on Instagram! Why so grumpy, bro?

No other pundits for other teams trash their players? So why do you? Race it he called you out for misquoting him. What's wrong with that?

Bruno is the captain! We need to protect the players, not push them down the well.
​Next time, before you make a post calling people donkeys, call me first! We eat some good food, we laugh, and I teach you how to love this game!

[Pete™ @PeterAsh84]

Stopped watching @WeAreTheOverlap ages ago because of the sheer amount of bitterness oozing out of Neville, Keane & Carragher towards United, the players and the manager.
Keanes latest clap back just solidifies how shit the three of them are as pundits.

[Pete™ @PeterAsh84]

BRUUUUUUUUUNO!!!!!!!!

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

No-one does it like him.

Bruno Fernandes is the Premier League Player of the Year 🤩❤️

[Dublin Airport @DublinAirport]

What's your favourite gate to depart from?

#Pep #Guardiola

[Pete™ @PeterAsh84]

Missed off the Dublin Nightlife

[(fan) Zaid ✍🏼🇾🇪 @ZaidBalll]

🚨📸 - Marcus Rashford on IG.

“Special thanks to Unai, Hansi, Thomas, Aston Villa, Barcelona & England for believing in me when things got tough.♥️”

[Robbo @utdrobbo]

After 22 years, I can see how you'd get confused on how winning the league works.

[Alternative MUFC. @AlternativeMUFC]

Forest / Casemiro Comms.

It's ready to drop but with it being an extremely unusual time, I want to make sure you're all aware.

So if this post gets 3000 likes before 9pm then I'll drop it on the hour.

Go.

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Team suspected of spying on training sessions - EFL conducts an investigation within a week and kicks the team out of a competition immediately

115 financial charges - PL will get back to you on that in a few years

[Pete™ @PeterAsh84]

Awkward 👀

[SaintsExtra @SaintsExtra]

🚨🎟️ Southampton’s 37,604 ticket allocation for Saturday’s Championship play-off final at Wembley is now SOLD OUT #saintsfc @sfcawaynumbers

[Pete™ @PeterAsh84]

@BabyTyson_No1 @MichaelGomezJnr @SmartRepair1 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Whistleblower 🇬🇧 @PeteJacksonGMP]

@SimonDanczuk They say a picture speaks a thousand words. Here's a thousand on the King Charlatan of the North Andy Burnham! 😡

[Craig Ellis @CraggerRagger]

Can't believe they didn't give it to declan rice 😂

[David Atherton @daveatherton]

This is Mohammad Baghdadi "Baggy" Khan reporting to duty as a newly elected Councillor in the Halliwell ward, Bolton. He looks composed in his Lamborghini Huracán Spyder, worth £100,000-£200,000, it does 19-23 mpg.

He is a member of @TheGreenParty.