Peter “Cloaked in Gucci & Scandal” Sobczynski

Substack—Auteurist Class . Programmer for Chicago Critics Film Festival. Enthusiast of De Palma, T Swift and Milla J

[Peter “Cloaked in Gucci & Scandal” Sobczynski @petersob13]

Heaven’s Gate is probably the closest thing to a correct answer but I’d like to toss this in, largely because no one else is going to do it. . .

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[Richard Brody @tnyfrontrow]

What Is the Definitive Movie About America? Impossible, but in some crucial ways, Heaven's Gate

[Peter “Cloaked in Gucci & Scandal” Sobczynski @petersob13]

@FlickMythRob @EriktheMovieman Alas, I refused to sanction any ceremony that would allow the likes of fucking Joe Buck to be among those bearing witness. . .

[Peter “Cloaked in Gucci & Scandal” Sobczynski @petersob13]

@Charla_04 @CaseyJ23014 @StephenM Now to be fair, Temu Slender Man and its faithful lapdog Casey are both ugly, stupid, irredeemable pieces of shit. . .

[Peter “Cloaked in Gucci & Scandal” Sobczynski @petersob13]

@__MattPatt__ @FilmUpdates Well, she was in Crime 101, a.k.a. Dumb Heat. . .

[Peter “Cloaked in Gucci & Scandal” Sobczynski @petersob13]

@alexL_E_I @DaniellaMazzio But who fills in for Lynch?

[Peter “Cloaked in Gucci & Scandal” Sobczynski @petersob13]

Now that the cat is out of the bag, I can finally say that due to my terror of flying and antipathy towards another invitee, I had to send my regrets regarding today’s nuptials. That said, I did a gift of VHS copy of the Moore-Moore classic “Six Weeks” and a $50 Costco gift card

[Swifties For Hope @Swifties4Hope]

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[Peter “Cloaked in Gucci & Scandal” Sobczynski @petersob13]

@MeghanMcCain

[Peter “Cloaked in Gucci & Scandal” Sobczynski @petersob13]

One of the oddest studio films of the 80s premiered 40 years ago today. In the wake of Prince’s death, I was monologuing before a screening about this, @ChazEbert overheard me and the result is one of the odder things I’ve ever penned for @ebertvoices https://t.co/weScwZvMuw

[Peter “Cloaked in Gucci & Scandal” Sobczynski @petersob13]

Ad someone who has had a love for the @Cubs as long as he can remember and an equally passionate loathing of everything connected with San Diego since the age of 13, this was fun to watch in person. . .

[Peter “Cloaked in Gucci & Scandal” Sobczynski @petersob13]

So this is where I’ll be for a while. Look for me—I’ll be the doughy guy on the third base line wearing a Cubs shirt. (Dave Kingman, of course)

[Peter “Cloaked in Gucci & Scandal” Sobczynski @petersob13]

Nuts to unnecessary slop existing only to exploit valuable IP—this will always be my preferred #ELLE

[Erik Childress @EriktheMovieman]

This week in physical media on #MovieMadness with @petersob13 and I you have Tom Hanks, Jafar Panahi, Roger Vadim, Joan Crawford, Barbara Hershey, Didi Cohn plus collections from Hammer, Mortal Kombat and Jackie Chan.
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[Peter “Cloaked in Gucci & Scandal” Sobczynski @petersob13]

If it is any consolation, my guess is that said children will almost certainly be changing their last names the moment they are legally allowed to do so. Barring that, they may take the cheaper alternative of saying that their dad was actually the guy from VEEP. . .

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

I at least got to live for 40 years in a country that looks and functions something like America. The fact that my children are having that opportunity stolen from them fills me with rage so deep I can’t describe it. I truly hate the people who have done this to us.

[Peter “Cloaked in Gucci & Scandal” Sobczynski @petersob13]

@EriktheMovieman At least this dope didn’t include The Natural

[Peter “Cloaked in Gucci & Scandal” Sobczynski @petersob13]

You must be joking

[Baseball’s Greatest Moments @BBGreatMoments]

Tell me what I missed...

[Peter “Cloaked in Gucci & Scandal” Sobczynski @petersob13]

@BasedMikeLee

[Peter “Cloaked in Gucci & Scandal” Sobczynski @petersob13]

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My thoughts on #MinionsandMonsters

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@WeSears @SuperNes64PR @bbqbaseball62 @Variety

[Peter “Cloaked in Gucci & Scandal” Sobczynski @petersob13]

@DanielGorman20 It is a doozy