Phallological Museum

The Icelandic Phallological Museum, a museum dedicated to the phallus and phallology with hundreds of biological exhibits.

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Come check out our new Penisland VR-exhibit.

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We have no connection at all with the penis eating vampire movie Thirst!

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Forgot to mention this about a penis eating vampire. Ben Hur it is certainly not and we have association with this.

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Forgot to mention this about a penis eating vampire. Ben Hur it is certainly not and we have association with this.

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Thirst https://t.co/WxwxmETBBh via @YouTube

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Thirst https://t.co/WxwxmETBBh via @YouTube

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@RantzTube @f99yp9n True, but we have spoken with a number of people who know Mr. Barr who have attested of his monstrosity.

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We´ve obtained a plaster cast of a Mr. Matt Barr of Great Britain from the TV show 'My Massive C***' of Channel 4. He has the longest urinary measurement ever recorded and as far as we can confirm, the longest and girthiest phallus, of any man alive today.

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@f99yp9n @RantzTube OK gentlemen, lets keep it civil. If somebody provides us with something cocrete, or plaster, we can make an objective assaesment.

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@RantzTube @f99yp9n Are you asking me?

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@RantzTube @f99yp9n OK. Perfect! We Should have ypu on display!

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Admittedly we´ve been less active on those forums than we should´ve been because we were busy, obtaining, receiving, researching, measuring and putting on display animal phalluses. But we´ll fix that. We´ve had a number of urologists to the museum who claimed to have seen North of 10

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@RantzTube @f99yp9n Sure it could well be the upper limit, but there sure to be exceptions to that, only 15,000 men were measured. I mean the late John Holmes´ wife said he was 10 inches, and if he truly was; are you saying it had to be a physical deformity?

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Well according to our records, and we have picture proof thereof, a flaccid Mr. Falcon is a bit longer than that. We also have the very curious case of Roberto Esquivel Cabrera, who claims to have the largest in the world, but his member didn´t stand up to the scrutiny of phallologists.

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@RantzTube @f99yp9n The only verfication we have is the cast itself and a verbal confirmation from a doctor, so we understand your concerns. And we'd be happy to send you a kit to have a cast of you on display! Email us at [email protected]

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@f99yp9n @RantzTube Well sure, send your mailing address to [email protected]. But on the biggest penis ever, a Mr. Jonah Falcon measured over 13 in, verfied by GWR, and the cast of Mr. is longer than that. And on the thing looking different, maybe he was stung by a bee?

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@f99yp9n @RantzTube We sent him a plaster casting kit by French pro plaster Fellatia Lefuq. He shattered her mould and needed more plaster anyways. He came through though in the and we got his cast. It's quite something!

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