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probably not

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Procedural

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And not before time, if you ask me.

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Wading birds fitted as standard.

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Better finish the rest of these by Modnesday.

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🎉

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Current mood

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Tedious Xmas memes notwithstanding, I’m excited about seeing this on the big screen.

[Gary Cutlack @garycutlack]

Johnson proving his journalist credentials at last by doing nothing for years then bashing out any old shit on deadline day.

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This kills the iPhone

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Never change, Italy

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“Thank you for choosing Post Office”

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@mvrander https://t.co/dP6gNFy5jG

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@mvrander Where do you stand on rich teas?

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@infovore PC, but I still can’t hit anything.

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anyone playing Apex? I’m terrible.

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@mattb @markhobson I didn’t even mention the part about the shampoo that needs to be transported to Dubai.

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Not sure what kind of Gumtree scam I’m caught up in, but it involves a chef’s appendix bursting and now I have to meet a blind man in a supermarket car park.

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Just spawned inside this folding chair, nbd.

https://t.co/cGTzZDcEPl

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Anyone interested in a pair of Kef iQ3s before they go on gumtree? Stands too.

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“Individual-1, for whom Cohen worked at the time, began an ultimately successful campaign for President of the United States.” 🤔