PicklesSaintPetersburg

a sassy sense of humor & being Fluent in Sarcasm

[PicklesSaintPetersburg @PicklesSaint]

There is no way on earth I pass this up. This here is Friggin PRICELESS

[Reign @hauntedreigns]

Beautiful 🖤

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

He promised nothing and delivered everything 👏👏

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

Marty Feldman ad-libbed this line after Mel Brooks asked him to improvise 😂 Feldman said he looked away from Gene Wilder at the end because he knew he would break

[PicklesSaintPetersburg @PicklesSaint]

Cloudy or Clear Waxing or Waining, the Moon 🌕 is and will always be my true Love

[PicklesSaintPetersburg @PicklesSaint]

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[TraderJill (Leigh) @RealTraderJill]

This is Amaury Guichon and he made this entire Easter basket out of chocolate. I've never seen anything like this before. It's mesmerizing!! 🐇

[PicklesSaintPetersburg @PicklesSaint]

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[🇺🇸Lady Vet @CoVet_81]

"I think somebody blew your pilot light out" will be my new favorite reply! 😂

Mama said it … and it applies to today. It explains Democrats and the TDS crowd… the lights may be on, but nobody’s home😂

[PicklesSaintPetersburg @PicklesSaint]

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[Johnny Midnight ⚡️ @its_The_Dr]

Tim Conway and Carol Burnett will make you laugh out loud on this one! 😂🤣

[G-PA @IndianaGPA]

This is when SNL was Funny! 🤣

[PicklesSaintPetersburg @PicklesSaint]

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[Apple Lamps @lamps_apple]

Imagine saying any of these things today... The left killed comedy.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

"Speaking of old crips, Snoop Dogg is here. On a past roast Snoop claimed I wanted to bang him. PLEASE! If I want to bang a skinny black man with braids, I'll call Alicia Keys."

"I would like to thank you, Donald Trump, for letting me make fun of you tonight. Mr. Trump, you are someone to be admired. You have overcome obstacles to become a huge success. You've put up more worthless hotels than an autistic kid playing Monopoly."

"It's great to see my old friend Jeffrey Ross here tonight, doing what he does best, sitting and watching funny people tell jokes. Wow, Jeff, you're even uglier than you were last year. Look at that hair. Look at that mop. I've seen better hair on Susan Boyle's taint."

[Khan 🧢 🌟 @Khanstillday]

How to eat for free and embarass your friend 😅

[PicklesSaintPetersburg @PicklesSaint]

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