Pickup Lines

Problems getting with the ladies? Look no further, grasshopper.

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[STONERSWAE @Nominativewama2]

When bae takes more than two minutes to respond......he's being damn rude! I'll kick him in the fucking face.....

[STONERSWAE @Nominativewama2]

I'm high bruh

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Pickup line time with Lilly:
Are you trash?Because I can't wait to pick you up.

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I want you to know something but I'm too scared to tell you in person. So I'll just let the first 3 words of this sentence say it for me.

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If you were a tropical fruit, you'd be a Fine-apple!

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Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.

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do you like cats because i'm feline a connection between us

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if I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I'd have exactly one cent... cause you never leave my mind.

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I like candlelit dinners, long walks on the beach and hardcore pornography.
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Do you have a map? Because I’m getting lost in your eyes.

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See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.

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are you a shin because I'd bang you on my coffee table