Pill Counter Kel 😷 🦇 🦎

Pharmacist. All views my own. No DMs. Owned by cat. Conscientious objector to forced infection. Profile art by @RosieP4 #LuckFupus #CovidIsAirborne

[lucky🐝 @yootopiya]

fuck it oscar smooth moves compilation

[sarah 🚩 @ratherbeinpisa]

"I cannot imagine what situation would lead a family to this terrifying incident" - Neil Coyle MP.
well you voted for it mate! there's no support for sick and disabled people and your government's stealing their money so they can't pay for help either; this is the natural result.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

For some reason, the phrase “billionaires shouldn't exist” really pisses off a lot of people with $1,540 in their bank account.

[comrade jake @ComradeJak3]

It's amazing that even 120 years ago people ascribed "I can has cheeseburger" dialect to cats

[Zack Polanski @ZackPolanski]

From bakers to farmers to anyone running a small business - rip-off Britain is squeezing us all.

It's time for a real plan to secure our food resilience: supporting farmers, bringing down costs for small businesses, and giving workers proper rights and decent pay.

[ೀ @ashthete]

no really bcoz no one understands. teammates whine over p9-10s and refuse to help eo but carlos really kept lando (his opponent) in his drs while LEADING THE Fucking RACE. no one else could ever dare to do that. that's why singapore 23 is for the history.

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

Having ADHD means your vocabulary is either:

- toddler-level (“thingy”)
- Pulitzer Prize Finalist (“existential dissonance”)

or a happy little chaotic mashup of both with a little class and a lot of sass.

[DonkConnects ♻️™ @donkoclock]

MAGA spent years yelling "Hunter Biden" & “follow the money.”

Great.

Let’s start with Jared and Ivanka. 💰

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Brazilian fans chanted “Hey, Trump, Go Fuck Yourself” during the American anthem in yesterday's match between Brazil vs USA

[Maldita Summer @MalditaSummer]

Falleció un compañero de trabajo. A los 20 minutos de recibir la noticia adivinen qué hizo todo el mundo? Seguir trabajando.
Pasen tiempo con sus seres queridos,
no regalen tiempo de más a una empresa

[Holiness @F1BigData]

Without the SC and the red flag, Antonelli would have lapped everyone yesterday except the two Ferraris

[Lovable Liberal and his Old English sheepdog @DougWahl1]

BELIEVE WHAT YOU HEAR WHEN ITS RECORDED BY A HIDDEN MICROPHONE

It doesn't appear that Mike Johnson knew he was being recorded today when he admitted that if they hold on to power, Republicans will cut Medicaid, Medicare, and Social Security next year.

Vote Blue in November!

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

No, Mr. President. The 2020 election that you lost was not "rigged" or "dirty," handing out $1.776 billion to violent insurrectionists is not a "good idea" & reporters who ask questions about your bogus claims are not "crooked."

You are a president, not a dictator. Act like it.

[Tirii @tirii_f1]

Lives in Monaco to evade taxes and now he's lecturing about wealth upper limits. What in the f** 😆😆..

Sometimes I wonder 🤷🏾

[Daniel Lismore @daniellismore]

Well done you voted for Brexit and cost us a fortune. Idiots. You are the reason your bills are higher 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿☕️

[auror ✞ @hoeror]

Dix-huit mille quatre cent cinquante-sept. Et on ne parle QUE des ENFANTS

[Motown @holedo3]

@RpsAgainstTrump The depth of Trump’s ignorance is breathtaking.

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

German Chancellor Merz: Tomorrow is June 6th, D-Day, when the Americans once ended a war in Europe

Trump: “That was not a pleasant day for you."

Merz: “This was the liberation of my country from Nazi dictatorship” (2025)

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Company: We’re deeply committed to mental health in the workplace.

Employees: Great, then hire more staff, pay living wages, and give us a 4 day workweek so we don’t burn out.

Company: No, not like that. Have you tried yoga? Or maybe some deep breathing?