Carman Pirie

Marketer, principal @kulapartners, interested in interesting

[Carman Pirie @pirie]

You know, as shitty as @FIFAcom is, somehow @TSN_Sports is worse.

But of course it is, @Bell wouldn’t have it any other way. They’ve fucked up everything they’ve ever touched.

[Carman Pirie @pirie]

You’ve gotta read the comments. I can’t recommend it enough.

[🏁 @concertleaks]

Phoebe Bridgers has announced The Lost Tour with support from Alex G and Isaac Wood!

Each show will be phone-free, using Yondr pouches that will be unlocked when leaving the venue.

[Carman Pirie @pirie]

The Guess Who are performing at the Scotiabank Centre in Halifax tonight. And the shit show surrounding the Scotiabank Centre is every bit as bad as you might think.

[Carman Pirie @pirie]

This is what adding 7 extra words to a complete sentence looks like

[Carman Pirie @pirie]

@johncarson Just say the word when the time comes and we’ll make sure all is sorted

[Carman Pirie @pirie]

I don’t know why this remains the best thing ever produced about Halifax, but the facts are the facts. https://t.co/Eqmna6p2yR

[Carman Pirie @pirie]

It’s really great to have Lisa’s voice contributing to political dialogue… she’s incredibly experienced in being an incompetent, borderline useless member of the provincial government. Great insight.

[Lisa MacLeod @MacLeodLisa]

But, if you add NES to the Liberal brand what are the numbers? I speak, of course, as a Tory, but I bet my Liberal friends want to know, too, now that he’s trying to stick around. Horse race Nate vs Doug? I am betting Doug wins by a country mile!

[Carman Pirie @pirie]

Because of course, we all know Lisa has never conducted partisan business in a taxpayer funded office 🙄

[Lisa MacLeod @MacLeodLisa]

Liberals gonna Liberal in a taxpayer funded office.

[Carman Pirie @pirie]

@Dantheeditor In fairness to Pierre, his opinion should be rather well regarded here… I know of nobody more expert in being nauseating.

[Carman Pirie @pirie]

The city talks about curbing traffic congestion and then schedules garbage pickup on Agricola street for 8:15am on a weekday.

What a pack of fools.

[Carman Pirie @pirie]

Another banger from Mind Enterprises https://t.co/BQwedmo7mS

[Carman Pirie @pirie]

I just read a post on this godforsaken platform with a dude doing the following:

1. Describing the job he would like to get from a VC

2. Offering to explain to others how he makes $90k MRR consulting

Bro. You’re making >$1M/yr and you want to work for someone else? Sure Jan.

[Carman Pirie @pirie]

An important thing to remember when attending a reasonably authentic Caribbean rum bar is that the pace of service is likely to be authentically Caribbean.

[Carman Pirie @pirie]

You know, math just isn’t everyone’s jam.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

RFK Jr: "A Democratic senator claimed it's mathematically impossible to have a drug drop by 600%. I said, 'Well, if the drug was $100 and it raises to $600, that would be a 600% rise. If it drops from $600 to $100, that's a 600% savings.'"

Trump: "Right"

[Carman Pirie @pirie]

Just incredible dysfunction. Something so simple, yet it takes over a year.

[CityNews Halifax @CityNewsHFX]

Provinces on track to allow cross-border alcohol sales by next month, Ottawa says
https://t.co/JiLaiC4V8m

[Carman Pirie @pirie]

I’m a little concerned that we will not be able to repair the damage that Pete Hegseth and Kash Patel have done to drinking on the job.

[Carman Pirie @pirie]

The sky in Halifax seems a bit more summery tonight, if that makes sense… not mad at it

[Carman Pirie @pirie]

@scottwestacre cdn, in this context, is often short for content delivery network - nothing to do with Canada. https://t.co/5vg3WFdTm6 is an open source initiative led by Google to make mobile web pages load faster.

[Carman Pirie @pirie]

@BruceFraser I believe they’re just automating registration for selective service, which was already mandatory.

[Carman Pirie @pirie]

How many times can Kamal Miller pass the ball to Iceland? Wtf is he even doing out there.