Bob Plankers

Rather be a 10x tortoise than a 1x hare.

[Bob Plankers @plankers]

@HotAisle I’m getting there.

[Danielle Fong 🔆 @DanielleFong]

⚓️🧙🏻‍♀️

[Bob Plankers @plankers]

@HotAisle Ngmi if your clanker didn’t build its own version control system. :) (I’m joking around, I git what you’re saying).

And in seriousness I I still do the check-ins myself, so when it roasts something I care about I can fix it.

[Bob Plankers @plankers]

@BlueShiftBlog Means he doesn't think his pardon is legit.

[Bob Plankers @plankers]

@sudomojo @growing_daniel Director level gets sterilized and neutered so they can lock in.

[Bob Plankers @plankers]

If you use VMware products you probably want to get after the updates that just dropped. Buncha criticals.

[⍼ John Nicholson ⍼ @Lost_Signal]

Time to LivePatch your clusters.

https://t.co/vClqDlkdQ7

[⍼ John Nicholson ⍼ @Lost_Signal]

Time to LivePatch your clusters.

https://t.co/vClqDlkdQ7

[Aella @Aella_Girl]

imagine if we treated adding a new law to the economy in the same way we treated adding a new medicine to the body. you'd have to demonstrate no harmful effects show up in controlled trials, people who pass laws with damaging side effects would be held liable, etc

[Bob Plankers @plankers]

@McBadger92 Their curds are still better than their fries.

[Bob Plankers @plankers]

@mattbramanti Now the criminals can definitely tell you’re not home.

[Bob Plankers @plankers]

@Lost_Signal @SouthwestAir I used to keep a couple conference swag items in my bag for situations like these. The Hitachi foam sumos were particularly well received.

[Bob Plankers @plankers]

Reminds me of the time, before kids, when I was seated next to an unaccompanied 12yo going to Peru. The flight attendants thought I was his dad. We just rolled with it and it was actually kinda fun, though they were very confused at the end when they learned he was unaccompanied.

[Bob Plankers @plankers]

@aaronbuley This guy needs a lawyer and to file suit against every single individual he has ever talked to.

[Bob Plankers @plankers]

@growing_daniel Last few days it’s been in the upper 90s in the Midwest, lots of hot people here.

[Bob Plankers @plankers]

@CyborgPeds Nah, she needs a cheering section.

[Bob Plankers @plankers]

@rudy_betrayed Don’t say anything. Lying to the Feds is a crime. Only word you utter is “lawyer.”

[Bob Plankers @plankers]

@mattbramanti The subsequent scraping sound as they pull it out will be… ugh

[Bob Plankers @plankers]

@roguebogey @HotAisle Heck, the first hurricane that comes along will do it. Plus Russia will just have a ship drag an anchor across the communications lines.