Jeff Wysaski

"Artist" | creator of @obviousplant_

[Jeff Wysaski @pleatedjeans]

The alphabet scares me

“A bee sea?”

No thank you I’ll just stop you right there

[obvious plant @obviousplant_]

New Ben & Jerry’s flavor!

[Jeff Wysaski @pleatedjeans]

@JayHoovy 1 and 2 are prime reasons to move away from ad rev business models. As a creator it was the best decision I ever made

[Mave @MavenofHonor]

Trouble talking to people post-pando? Try these conversation starters
• what nourishment do you prefer
• have you shrunken since last we met
• seen any good daguerreotypes lately
• which is your favorite geological stratum
• do you believe in birds

[Jeff Wysaski @pleatedjeans]

@rainylune In-app purchases are a trap. Shopify is the way!

[Jeff Wysaski @pleatedjeans]

Just realized it took the entire world being trapped inside by a pandemic to bring back the sloppy 90s grunge aesthetic and I think that says a lot about where everyone was mentally in the 1990s

[Jeff Wysaski @pleatedjeans]

Best question to ask on a first date is which painting they’d choose to be trapped inside of by an evil witch

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@edzitron Trying to remember which ‘circle’ of hell this is

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Honestly unsure if I’ve ever had a yabba dabba doo time

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@warrenman9 Shoplifting is a rural pastime

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If you grew up in a boring ass town what’s the weirdest thing you did for fun?

I’ll go first: went to Goodwill and tried on every vest at once

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@ReeQueen1966 Hope the Mexican food was at least good

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@foodielove13 Nice. This reminds me of going into the sewer tunnels

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@TheHarwa I’m all in for dog football

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@mreills Hell yeah watersports

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My retirement advice is to just fall down a well at a young age

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@TaylorLorenz They’ve already been doing this to me for several weeks

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@justinmooretfam @pinzonjulian @ljin18 This suggests you are only talking to top earning creators. As a well-paid creator, I’ve found I don’t need to care about crypto or nfts

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Just let them work from home

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@mcpheeceo Joán is a treasure

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@davenemetz The ad-supported business model for online comedy was never going to work. Seems like a decent pivot.