Mesocolon

Irradiator. Bone setter. Skeleton appraiser. No connection to pluvicto.

[Mesocolon @pluvicto]

Now I'm at 3 screens for my original pc, 3 for one hospital, 4 for another, and another workstation coming with however many they want to send. And I have another 43 inch coming in the mail. 7 at my other office so far too, but that doesnt count.

[Mesocolon @pluvicto]

Got 6 screens delivered for my office workstations. I thought i was almost finally done, but IT told me they all need ethernet and my only fiber spot was in my bedroom. And I need another desk because there are already too many screens.

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I debated crawling into my rafters to try hiding an ethernet cable myself, but I cant trust my decrepit body with that.

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"There are no lymph nodes on your foot though." My grandma got it on her forehead so I guess I'm prone to cutaneous T cell lymphoma.

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Accidentally sprayed bug barrier on my foot, so I'm either immune to bugs for a year or I'm getting lymphoma.

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My AC wasnt getting below 77 when I moved in, and I was panicking because I cant just put in a pissed off service request anymore. Thankfully I woke up freezing and it's been good since.

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Went to home depot for the first time after I bought a house.

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I was looking for my AT&T app because I remembered it was one of the stupid apps that put "my" in front of it so it would be alphabetically labeled as M, but they renamed it to AT&T.

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When the sysco product comes out microwaved ($30 entrée)

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I was at a hotel for a day. They fixed it, then the next night the took out AC for the entire building again.

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Replaced my smart thermostat with a dumb thermostat since I'm moving. Now the AC is broken for the 10th time I've been at this apartment. Hopefully I wont be back at the hotel for a month like last time.

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He told me to come back, but I'm moving in a week. I can see why zoomers stopped drinking.

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Went to a new bar because my old favorites closed. The owner showed up 15 minutes late and told me to come back in an hour because they were preparing for a pride event, but said he'd give me a free shot.

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He was out of the room for a half hour every time I was ready to get a new drink, so I was there for an hour and a half for 2 drinks. He gave me the bill and it didn't have a free shot, so he took off one and adjusted it after running my card and added a 22% fee.

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@geoffkeighley Highguard 2

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Every time I'm in the shower at a hotel or my parent's houses, I need to scrape the paint splatter off the tiles and rub off the black mold with my fingertips until it looks alright.

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The 10th employee finally realized they were wrong.

[P.Carredo @p_carredo]

at the gas station

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.@youtubemusic 's recommendation mixes really make me miss Spotify.