Pontus “Puss Getter” Goalberg

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@bigbadbruins73 Fuck the bruins and fuck Fakestine

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@13CAUFIELDS Fuck the habs and fuck Palestine

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@MayorOfOrillia @FriedgeHNIC Can we give him the key to Sweden as well! 🇮🇱 🇸🇪

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The fellas are all giving eachother looks then you say “KADDDDINGA” like “HOLY shit” Next you’re walking through a jungle safari in Thailand and you see a fucking bat. Since swearing is illegal you go “Kadinga, Kadinga, holy Kadinga”

Kadinga

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Update: New Series. Peoples Insider Term of the Week. Sponsored by @J_Swish24

This weeks people insider term of the week is: Kadinga

You’re sitting around the pre with a few of the fellas. When all of a sudden a fella starts doing parkour to get a seat on the couch twisting

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and turning, hoping over legs, he drops a glass 26 of Smirnoff, KADINGA. Like “oh shit” said with emphasis. Next your sitting standing at the bar and all of a sudden a perfect 10 walks right by you and the boys and posts up right next to you guys to grab a drink.

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Update: Check the tag.

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Update: Pontus just got asked if he plays in the NHL/OHL. No. No I do not. I play at Cherrys and LF on the weekend and Cheswood during the week. Thanks for the compliment tho.

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@millerswhizzer Bladeshell.

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@vulturetrades Sure!

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@millerswhizzer Gear nut

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Update: Honestly massive respect to the people standing outside in this massive yellow smoke cloud and ripping cigs. That’s dedication.

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Update: They wear our NBA jerseys, but hate the country that lets them play. They call us Americans but hate Canada equally. They refuse to pay their nato bill but have more rapes and killings than NA. They hate guns cause they have no freedom to own them.

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Here are ALL *UPDATED* First Wave Raider Caches LOCATIONS! 🗺️

🚀 Spaceport
🌳 Dam Battlegrounds
🔵 Blue Gate
🏜️ Buried City

They contain very high quality loot and high drop rates for blueprints.

Save/Bookmark for later! 🫡

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Update: The Chinese Triangle has arrived in Thailand.

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Update: Does anyone think they serve stiff Manitoba martinis on this rocky boat to China?

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Update: The Manitoba Martini is know a widely known cocktail across bars in Toronto.

As of 10:36pm, for the first time ever, the Manitoba Martini has evolved into a pint glass.

That deserves a pinky tap. Should I go out?

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Update: Earls on a Thursday is the 8th wonder of the world.

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Update: #TheChaykaFiles

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@DaverNipz Nice original post. Thanks for tagging.