Poppy

Mid-pack runner, back of the pack swimmer, reluctant triathlete, practically organic chicken farmer.

[Poppy @poppyjmarler]

@antoinebugleboy Mind blown

[Poppy @poppyjmarler]

@SWESAlerts @ksluiter @DanTilkinKOIN6 @KOINNews Ok, benefit of doubt given to the inaccurate tweet. However, my photos were still used without permission. I am no expert in journalism ethics, but this “perspective” was embellished at the very least.

[Poppy @poppyjmarler]

I love you @ksluiter

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Real injury #fakenews ... These are my pictures used without permission. Does your son know my husband?

[Poppy @poppyjmarler]

How do you get your kid to stop practicing the trumpet without crushing his spirit?

[Poppy @poppyjmarler]

Your mom IS hilarious.

[Poppy @poppyjmarler]

@jscukanec My favorite part of this picture? No visible CCAC license.

[Brett Kavanagh @Brett_Kavanagh]

This is a terrible time to be named Brett Kavanagh

[Poppy @poppyjmarler]

@Maren52074423 I’m your first follower!

[Poppy @poppyjmarler]

“I won’t give in to peer pressure!” says the kid who posted an Instagram poll on whether to get new earrings or a new piercing.

[Poppy @poppyjmarler]

@soapyreese I knew adult you would love me again ❤️

[Poppy @poppyjmarler]

Picture please!!

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I need proof of life @soapyreese

[Poppy @poppyjmarler]

The kid who hangs out in his Captain Underpants most days suddenly won’t allow me in the fitting room with him. Huh.

[Poppy @poppyjmarler]

I need a nap after listening to my spouse help my FIL navigate Craigslist. (No dad, not Craig list it’s Craigslist with an S)

[Poppy @poppyjmarler]

@soapyreese We both got no jobs! Maybe Grandma Mia will sponsor us both :)

[Poppy @poppyjmarler]

Your Mama Mia believes you! Take me when you get home

[Matt Oswalt @MattOswaltVA]

if Obama was president and a tape existed of him telling lawyer to pay off his mistress in cash the GOP would have repealed the Emancipation Proclamation by now

[Poppy @poppyjmarler]

@soapyreese If it makes you feel better, he wanted you to call him “Papa” and your mommy put her foot down. You’re welcome.

[Poppy @poppyjmarler]

Now that’s how customer service is done! Thank you Larkin at @SemiahmooResort you rock! Looking forward to our stay :)