That Popular Douche

Everyone fucking loves me so I guess that means I'm pretty tight.

[Ryan Hardy @AgentRyanHardy]

Agent Parker definitely wants it. Claire Matthews is hotter but she's too busy crying about her kidnapped kid. Either way works. #Threesome?

[Ryan Hardy @AgentRyanHardy]

Hear that? I make women's bodies quiver with every touch. #GetAtMeLadies #TheFollowing

[Ryan Hardy @AgentRyanHardy]

Hear that? I make women's bodies quiver with every touch. #GetAtMeLadies #TheFollowing

[That Popular Douche @PopularDouche]

The good thing about being cocky is that I have no self esteem issues.

[That Popular Douche @PopularDouche]

#WhenIWasLittle my dong was still huge. #GrooveTube

[That Popular Douche @PopularDouche]

Time to name #10attractivefollowers. I follow myself so this is real easy. Me, Myself, I, Yours Truly, This Guy, Me, Me, Me, Me, and Me.

[That Popular Douche @PopularDouche]

Call Me Maybe and WANEGBT #MyFavoriteSongsOf2012 #Duh

[That Popular Douche @PopularDouche]

I'm really popular but not as popular as my girl @ShoutoutQueen. Hopefully she will retweet one of my tweets.

[That Popular Douche @PopularDouche]

@DreamChaserZeek Call Me Maybe, Call Me Maybe, Call Me Maybe, Call Me Maybe, and roundin out the top 5 Call Me Maybe. #CallMeMaybe

[That Popular Douche @PopularDouche]

Tried playing music through speakers with my iPhone, but the music kept getting interrupted cuz of all the texts i was gettin #SorryNotSorry

[That Popular Douche @PopularDouche]

I'm so popular that I don't even need to use #teamfollowback to get followers. #irony

[That Popular Douche @PopularDouche]

Throwing back #fratsodas with some bros then gonna have sex with a hot girl in a bit. I just want to thank myself for being so awesome.

[That Popular Douche @PopularDouche]

A #baby on my flight laughed during turbulence instead of crying like all the loser babies. I was a laugher too. Kid's gonna be tight.

[That Popular Douche @PopularDouche]

This hot babe just said she digged my shirt. Funny thing is I wasn't even wearing one. Whaaaaaaa #Abs

[That Popular Douche @PopularDouche]

@BryanRoberts55 Ha. Only nerds says stuff like that.

[That Popular Douche @PopularDouche]

Got 803 happy birthdays on facebook. Can anyone top that? #DoubtIt #WhenWillYouLearn

[That Popular Douche @PopularDouche]

#40Greatest ounces in that oe. 5 chugged it. #40oz

[That Popular Douche @PopularDouche]

All these girls from this beauty pageant totally want my huge dick. #MissUniverso2012

[That Popular Douche @PopularDouche]

And my teach was all like, "I know you get perfect grades, but your hilarious jokes are distracting others." #QuoteYourTeacher

[That Popular Douche @PopularDouche]

Everyone thinks my bio is hilarious but it's totally true. People just love me. #TypicalTwitterBios