POROUS JOHNSON💦

A very Porous Johnson attempting shatire

[POROUS JOHNSON💦 @Porous_Johnson]

Done with Twitter, they locked my account because I tweeted something that was against TOS but got 0 engagement... how is it harmful if literally no one sees it?

[POROUS JOHNSON💦 @Porous_Johnson]

Told my friend my cat was dying and he sent me an emoji.

I hope the aliens nuke us.

[POROUS JOHNSON💦 @Porous_Johnson]

If you think talking to someone you're sexually attracted to is abuse, maybe just kill yourself and save us all the hassle of hearing your retarded ideas

[POROUS JOHNSON💦 @Porous_Johnson]

35% of EMS workers are volunteers and 69% of EMS services can't find workers.. probably because they don't pay people to work

[CBS Sunday Morning 🌞 @CBSSunday]

In rural Sackets Harbor, N.Y., where COVID-19 affected the local volunteer ambulance service, local high school students took the required training and picked up the slack. https://t.co/XiDeLuW3DT

[POROUS JOHNSON💦 @Porous_Johnson]

Too poor to enjoy your meal

[Shana Knizhnik @shanakn]

Normal, great country

[POROUS JOHNSON💦 @Porous_Johnson]

On this app? I've been accused of this IRL in a 2 day span lmfao

[Jess 🐟The Bad Cripple @BadCrippIe]

I don’t trust you unless you’ve been accused of being both a communist and a nazi on this app

[POROUS JOHNSON💦 @Porous_Johnson]

Good luck getting married, fags

[vibe instructor✌🏾🐝 @Vanessa_ABee]

gen z stresses me OUT

[POROUS JOHNSON💦 @Porous_Johnson]

It's gayer to cry at a football game than it is to be fucked in the ass

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

Please refer to the Irish as Irix

[POROUS JOHNSON💦 @Porous_Johnson]

You sure do tweet a lot of words for a bitch who does porn

[POROUS JOHNSON💦 @Porous_Johnson]

This would be true if it weren't for all the inbred hillbillies in WV

[Jennifer Aniston ❤️🇺🇸 @JenniferAnwex0]

I just learned the stereotype of West Virginians as inbred hillbillies comes from shithead journalists over-exaggerating the Hatfield-McCoy rivalry & before they were seen as hardworking pioneers

[POROUS JOHNSON💦 @Porous_Johnson]

@DylanBurns1776 Thats what you get for not taking your super booster

[POROUS JOHNSON💦 @Porous_Johnson]

Or they could organize on the local level and inact real change but yeah kickboxing and margaritas will save their democracy lol

[The Recount @therecount]

Psaki on voting rights bills failing: "My advice to everyone out there who's frustrated, sad, angry, pissed off, feel those emotions, go to a kickboxing class, have a margarita, do whatever you need to do this weekend, and then wake up on Monday morning, we gotta keep fighting."

[POROUS JOHNSON💦 @Porous_Johnson]

@HenryCejudo Are you enjoying retirement or looking for a title match? You can't even keep your story straight, but you wanna claim racism to Dana?? You're a fuckin clown

[POROUS JOHNSON💦 @Porous_Johnson]

Abort abort!

[Jack Posobiec @JackPosobiec]

Today we pray for the preborn and an end go their suffering

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

People flying rockets into space. No healthcare. Welcome to hell.

[POROUS JOHNSON💦 @Porous_Johnson]

@TheArinSirohi @Greenpeace @vanessa_vash @WildLense_India @ECOWARRIORSS How would you go about doing that?

[POROUS JOHNSON💦 @Porous_Johnson]

A person of sound mind

[POROUS JOHNSON💦 @Porous_Johnson]

Youre just poor