Portia Barna

Wheaten Terrier Lover. Cheese Hater. TSwift Obsessed. Wino.

[Portia Barna @portiakay]

@MyFavMurder This is my first and only tweet for 2018 - Phoenix had Mervyn's, where I too got my first bra AND my first pair of gaucho pants. Wait for it...I also said SHIT for the first time in the Mervyn's parking lot. #MEMORIES

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@stassi I am ordering a Lost My Name book but your promo code is expired it says! #HELP #SOS

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@jillianharris and @kaitlynbristowe !! My work is hosting an Olympic event and my team is representing CANADA - what do I need to win?!!

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@AliFedotowsky I just bought this to read with my Grandma for our book club! I hope I dont' regret it! LOL!

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@lenadunham I lost my V in 08'. After the "act" I saw a cockroach creep out from under my door. As if I wasn't emotional enough. FML.

[Stassi Schroeder Clark @stassi]

Jon Snow, making my day, all like:

[azcentral @azcentral]

Shipping containers offer welcome homes in Phoenix https://t.co/i93ZsXGhvC

[Perez Hilton @PerezHilton]

.@britneyspears will perform at the Billboard Music Awards AND receive the Millennium Award! https://t.co/RjCWveDHGK

[Portia Barna @portiakay]

@Shawn_Booth How did the dryer sheet work out w Doodle? My dog FLIPS during Tstorms, too! I've tried everything...

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Blue eyes, Realize, Real Lies. #Ellen #snapchat #identicaltwins… https://t.co/mByc1obdjU

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Thank you @kaitlynbristowe for mentioning https://t.co/2B2EuAf1xM in your @RAWBeautyTalks interview! This app is amazing! #namaste

[Portia Barna @portiakay]

@jillianharris is pregnant!!! I've never been so happy for someone I don't even know!! <3 <3 <3

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@AniMarie11 @K_Hyden I love seeing you speaking publicly about your marriage! <3 <3 <3

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Literally roaring at my desk at @Shawn_Booth and @kaitlynbristowe on snap chat right now. #ohchristmastree

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RaMbLiNgS oF a ThiRd gRadEr is making its first TV debut today on… https://t.co/6oKS4VN5QE

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@cat_babies HEY LOL

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I saw LEAH at @taylorswift13 #1989worldtour last night!! Shout out to Emma at @NordstromChndlr for the outfit choice

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@AniMarie11 Thank you!!! I hope your birthday was everything you hoped and more! Can't wait to celebrate with you this weekend!! <3

[Portia Barna @portiakay]

It's a BEAUTIFUL day!! #onelove #lovewins https://t.co/7N68ODqOGX

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Yes Please, Thank you. This book was better than I could have ever imagined and I am really sad it's… https://t.co/Gc8XS6i32e