sad potato

lover of life. a sad potato.

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kill me so I know it's real

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@JoeBiden I have some chronic illnesses that make me a bit weaker than most and I’m 28. I had covid in 2020. Was literally in bed for 2 weeks straight with a fever of 104 every day. I’m vaccinated and boosted. Bf tested + and I was -. It works folks

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The feminine urge to spend thousands of dollars to make yourself the hottest bitch of all time, and make money working at twin peaks or being a stripper. Like… It’s an investment for sure… long term lol.

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let me get a mcpick 2😈

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When your work fires someone and expects you to know things that they knew how to do even though they never trained you and you have to keep asking questions like you’re stupid… and they don’t pay you any more lol

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Whipped

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#COVIDBooster #covidvariant #COVID19 just got boosted lmao

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@amazonthegoddes @SnoopDogg I had it for thanksgiving it’s so good

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@EveMeansLively

[ajajaj @itssecretqueen]

Friends, giving

[Nick Grigolia / Zodiac Boyfriend @ZodiacBoyfriend]

here’s my big 3! what’s yours? ✨
all big 3 placements included!

[Nick Grigolia / Zodiac Boyfriend @ZodiacBoyfriend]

here’s my big 3! what’s yours? ✨
all big 3 placements included!

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@ZodiacBoyfriend Lollll

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Are they really flirting or are they a Libra sun/moon/Venus/Mercury/rising lol

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Me seeing more than 3 cops while driving :

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@enews @machinegunkelly Did he tattoo his tongue black ?

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@faithwithanf She’s so weird lol

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Literally no one: …
My body dysmorphia: you look like this #SpongeBob

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Bought a wig and it looked cute but too bad it’s cheap af and isn’t very good quality lol

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Lowkey want this bumper sticker