Imagine if this was an actual medical emergency. The “victim” would have died before the waddling fat fuck finally reached her. The desperation is fucking hilarious
Trump slams immigrants.
In interview with immigrant.
While married to an immigrant.
With 4 kids born to two different immigrants.
Whose VP is married to daughter of immigrants.
Make it MAKE SENSE.
#FatElvis
If kitsch were the principal underlying metaphysical truth of the universe, the universe would be Mar-a-Lago. The place where crass, cult, and tuxedo-clad beerguts merge into one substance.
Weighty matter. Howard Taft weighed in at 332 pounds and has heretofore been considered the plumpest president. Over-under on Trump is 278 lbs for Georgia booking weigh-in tonight so Taft’s record is probably secure.
#OwnTheLbs#TaftTub#VegasOdds
Chris Christie fires back at Trump for mocking his weight:
“He’s a child. This is the kind of stuff that goes on in a schoolyard with fourth graders…
I suggest to him is that they install...a few more mirrors at MAL…so he can see what he looks like