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The President wishes to swiftly strike down all allegations of being “fruity after three beers” which have been made against him. He reminds the people that he is only fruity after six beers.
The President hopes for a peaceful resolution to the tensions in North America and has expressed his wish for “unity and fidelity” in this time of grave concern.
This morning, President FitzRoy received the Cathaoirleach at Áras an Uachtaráin to formally congratulate him on his appointment. He wishes him the best in his tenure.