levai!!

posterity has evidence that i used to be a sweet person

[levai!! @prettyboilevai]

recently bought a mirror that i really really like, so this is going to be a thread of all the mirror selfies i take🤭

[ThatPortharcourtBoy aka Uncle Lyne @ThatPHCBoy]

borrowing the worlds of thelma, one day, you people will realize that crayfish belongs in jollof rice but it will be too late and i will not allow you people into the kingdom.

[Mosaic cat_maomao @Mosaiccat1]

🎵🪢

[gigi 🍃 @sapphosz]

i’m crying at the accuracy

[yimika. @yimikaaaa]

Sometimes I accidentally accept the bare minimum trying to be considerate of what others are going through & that is a habit I need to let go of expeditiously

[a. @zoomermaxx]

all roads lead back to me as a child thinking if i explained my side of the story perfectly i would finally be understood.

[xXChrissyCatXx @crunkcore]

do you ever start talking to someone and realize you have noticeably incompatible autisms

[TENI IS HOMELESS 🌈💜✨( @H0M0_sap1yen]

I have restarted my oncrowdr campaign as my efforts to raise rent have been unfruitful. I’m still trying to raise money for a safe place to live after greeting outed recently.
Please join me in supporting this campaign! @oncrowdr

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[a fan @timi_elebute]

Digital Archiving Workshop at New Culture Studio, on Saturday OCT 31.

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[AARON @lidolmix]

pop stars don’t scare christians like this anymore

[big uke here @blondedfiilm]

i wanna get off my phone so bad but genuinely where would i see something like this in the real world

[levai!! @prettyboilevai]

false alarm guys, we’re back on track

[levai!! @prettyboilevai]

hm. 2nd thing not going according to plan now.

[Lazy IT Guy @lazy_IT_guy]

Until we get confirmation Jira is safe from the PHP vulnerability, I don’t think anyone should be opening tickets or assigning me work.

[levai!! @prettyboilevai]

like, hoarding problems aside, we have so much memories together.

i took her to my first speaking engagement, filled my first tax form with her, launched my first real paying product with her. i could go on and on. and she’s never ever let me down.

[levai!! @prettyboilevai]

bruhhh. can’t believe i even considered selling my baby

[Kish 🇭🇹 @kishswim]

If you got a gaming PC rn go hug it right now cause you gonna be keeping it for a long time

[weird gal yankovic @bloodiedwings]

This is the most bisexual two people have ever looked together

[nano @nanomachiner]

Today’s PHP security risks got me thinking about how I could have been more vulnerable with you. Perhaps we can patch things up and be there 4 one another.

[emo transsexual façade @no1quippyfan]

nipples showing thru the shirt has got to be the greatest thing invented since bush

[levai!! @prettyboilevai]

the last one >>>

[bilikisu @annose_]

Sex to look forward to
After work sex
After a party/rave sex
Booked a hotel for the day sex
Come over I missed you sex
“Damn I haven’t seen you in so long you’re so thick now” sex
Reacted “❤️” to your story sex
“Why do you keep playing with me, you know I want you” sex

[tacobell MES MORADO @corintioz]

a mi me gustan personas mandonas no porque sea sumiso o algo sino pq soy un poco autista entonces ellos son claros con lo q quieren

[levai!! @prettyboilevai]

@shokl8lammy happy birthday!