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Former Twitter/X handle of @MonkeyNess. Former account of the Pirate Monkeyness API.

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Former Twitter/X handle of Mother YouTuber MonkeyNess, now located at @MonkeyNess!

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@honnesan こんにちは！不完全な日本語で申し訳ありません。この "MOTHER” プロトタイプの写真をもっと見せていただけませんか？

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Not looking to use this account, but wanted to extend a specific thanks to Malphasura for helping me in the process of reaching the original account owner.

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@Falcon15x @MonkeyNess No, I came to an agreement with the former owner of the account.

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Twitter be with Davy Jones and so will be me account. I be closin' it down cause Musk be a mutinous, damnable blowfish and X be a feckless, feeble hornswaggler. Ye can still find me at https://t.co/LPzmLfiGEv including an easy API for auto-generating insults.

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I'll giv' ye a taste o' the cat, ye vile, scabby wretch! ... Arrr!

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I'm more scared of the parrot on me shoulder than ye, ye back-stabbin', slack-jawed stowaway! ... Avast!

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Ye smell of fish an' swine, ye cow-hearted, vile swab! ... Ahoy!

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Yer mother be a strumpet an' yer father be a scalawag, ye chum-smellin', mutinous swindler! ... Avast!

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I'll use yer pegleg fer firewood, ye scabrous, chum-smellin' blowfish! ... Arrrrgh!

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Ye'll meet the rope's end for that, ye scabrous, scabby monkey! ... Gangway!

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Ye fight like a lass, ye back-stabbin', cowardly blowfish! ... Garr!

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Yer mother be a strumpet an' yer father be a scalawag, ye weak-kneed, pestilent kraken! ... Walk the gangplank!

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Yer mother was a bilge rat an' yer father smelt of grog, ye yellow-bellied, pox-faced rogue! ... Blow me down!

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'Tis good ye're here. Ye'll scare away the rats, ye yellow-bellied, pitiful clod! ... Blimey!

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Yer nothin' but a barnacle stuck to the stern of a garbage scow, ye salty, yellow-bellied swabbie! ... Swab the poop deck!

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I'll nail yer gizzard to the mast, ye foul, toothless shark! ... Strike yer colors!

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I'll feed yer parrot t' the sharks, ye scabby, feckless simpleton! ... Swab the poop deck!

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Yer mother be so fat, she be falling off both sides of yer ship, ye cowardly, filthy simpleton! ... Arrr!

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Yer ship has more holes than a sponge, ye cowardly, dreadful swine! ... Blast ye!

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