Prison Mitch

Assistant to the Press Secretary of Florida (retired). Tariff Expert and part time shitposter.

[Prison Mitch @Prisonmitch]

Me when I fix my parents TV by changing the input to HDMI 1:

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@bmiranda24 Gotta ride the lightning.

[Prison Mitch @Prisonmitch]

When you order a Coke and the waitress asks is Pepsi is okay.

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Glad somebody signed it because I still don’t understand what this was about

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

🚨 President Donald J. Trump has SIGNED the Iran Memorandum of Understanding at Versailles in France. 🇺🇸

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@cheesehead_weld @FreddyLA7 You’re missing the joke my guy

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It’s okay Freddy, I’ll save you.

[PaulBettany22 @QuantK22]

Never forget who this guy really is 👍

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@amishlife

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@cheesehead_weld @FreddyLA7 You had me at retard libs.

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@cheesehead_weld @FreddyLA7 Other than saving Freddy from the libs?

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@AmygatorRedux @FreddyLA7 @spencerpratt Only if Jay Collin’s presents it

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@AmygatorRedux @FreddyLA7 @spencerpratt Maybe he could broker a deal to unblock me, like the Treaty of Versailles or something.

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@exjon Cialis?

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@AmygatorRedux

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@Oreallynow1 Leeeeeeeroy Jeeeeeeeenkin!!!!!

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@MatthewChu82642 He probably puts mayo on it.

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@bonchieredstate Not if I can help it. https://t.co/BAGZjLsvun

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It’s okay Freddy, I’ll save you.

[Prison Mitch @Prisonmitch]

@BurtMaclin_FBI Freddy out there playing both sides, keeping everyone in their toes. Smart.

[Bonchie @bonchieredstate]

Oh boy.

They are going to cancel Freddy, aren’t they?

[Tommy Vietor @TVietor08]

Today I learned that in addition to wanting to buy Greenland, Trump wanted to sell or give away Puerto Rico (via the @NewYorker)