alex jones

just tryna make it - typeshit

[alex jones @ProV1Enjoyer]

Perfect runner for Pride month, people are using this dog to quote tweet anyone posting about the Pride Month.

Has 50 mil views in different posts in the last 24 hours.

[alex jones @ProV1Enjoyer]

I just found the next viral NPC character.

Susan is an older woman who makes Minecraft videos being a complete NPC character and she gets MILLIONS of views and likes. Her latest has 23M views.

$Susan The Minecraft NPC
https://t.co/9zThsiJL6a

[alex jones @ProV1Enjoyer]

Wechat just gave us a giga runner,

a new sticker pack of a dog named "kal" is going parabolic viral, has taken over the whole website just check the sticker site,

over 20 million downloads in 48 hours
https://t.co/qQvlpsV0uA

We sent "wedoge" to 10m marketcap

[alex jones @ProV1Enjoyer]

This is a genny narrative

A kid in Africa was posing to be a 30 year old man to run as a political candidate had to step down as people found out he was only 15

His name is Mahmud Sadis Buba and

https://t.co/PtJFVHTuC2

[alex jones @ProV1Enjoyer]

THIS GUY MADE AI SLOP USING ALL THE TOP AI TO CREATE THE FINAL SLOP

THIS POST ALREADY HAS 1.4M VIEWS

THE FINAL SLOP?!?!?

[alex jones @ProV1Enjoyer]

ONE of the ads from today just gave a whole new name to memes/memecoins.

pumpfun is specifically calling them "internet moments" instead of memes or trends

Is this not giga???

[Pump.fun @Pumpfun]

Your favorite internet moments are now tradeable.

Download now �Your favorite internet moments are now tradeable.

Download now 👇

[alex jones @ProV1Enjoyer]

the guy who turned 2K into 1.7 MIL gave us a genny runner
https://t.co/qWklN4AEpy

his name is the parlay prince and he left us with one message after his win.

"All you gotta do is $BELIEVE"

[alex jones @ProV1Enjoyer]

the co-founder of @AnthropicAI just gave a name for anthropics cult "Anthropocites"

free runner

[Emad @EMostaque]

4.6 Max is pretty nice though good job Anthropocites

[alex jones @ProV1Enjoyer]

This is huge for BTC and crypto.

Burak Imran created Cube - a Bitcoin Layer 2 that enables fully trustless smart contracts on BTC without bridges, validators, or protocol changes.

A massive step toward making Bitcoin and crypto more usable for the mainstream.

Fees to his Git

[Bitcoin News @BitcoinNewsCom]

BITCOIN DEVELOPER BURAK UNVEILS “CUBE” BTC LAYER 2, CALLS IT THE “HOLY GRAIL”

Burak, known for highlighting flaws in Lightning and later creating the Layer 2 called Ark, unveils a new project called Cube.

Cube is a Bitcoin-native execution layer that combines Ark-style unilateral exits, BitVM dispute resolution, and a programmable virtual machine.

The ideas is to bring fully trustless smart contract execution to Bitcoin without bridges, federations, external validators, protocol changes, or custodial risk.

According to the project, users retain unilateral control of their funds at all times through Bitcoin-enforced exit mechanisms, while smart contracts execute optimistically off-chain and settle back to Bitcoin when necessary.

Cube’s architecture combines Ark-style timeout trees for ownership guarantees with BitVM-style challenge mechanisms for computation verification, creating what Burak calls a Zero-Knowledge Time-Locked Contract (ZKTLC).

If it works as designed, Cube would enable generalized programmability without sacrificing self-custody, trustlessness, or Bitcoin’s security model.

[alex jones @ProV1Enjoyer]

This is huge for BTC and crypto.

Burak Imran created Cube - a Bitcoin Layer 2 that enables fully trustless smart contracts on BTC without bridges, validators, or protocol changes.

A massive step toward making Bitcoin and crypto more usable for the mainstream.

Fees to his Git

[Bitcoin News @BitcoinNewsCom]

BITCOIN DEVELOPER BURAK UNVEILS “CUBE” BTC LAYER 2, CALLS IT THE “HOLY GRAIL”

Burak, known for highlighting flaws in Lightning and later creating the Layer 2 called Ark, unveils a new project called Cube.

Cube is a Bitcoin-native execution layer that combines Ark-style unilateral exits, BitVM dispute resolution, and a programmable virtual machine.

The ideas is to bring fully trustless smart contract execution to Bitcoin without bridges, federations, external validators, protocol changes, or custodial risk.

According to the project, users retain unilateral control of their funds at all times through Bitcoin-enforced exit mechanisms, while smart contracts execute optimistically off-chain and settle back to Bitcoin when necessary.

Cube’s architecture combines Ark-style timeout trees for ownership guarantees with BitVM-style challenge mechanisms for computation verification, creating what Burak calls a Zero-Knowledge Time-Locked Contract (ZKTLC).

If it works as designed, Cube would enable generalized programmability without sacrificing self-custody, trustlessness, or Bitcoin’s security model.

[alex jones @ProV1Enjoyer]

A cleaning robot named COBI18 escaped from a tesco and its blowing up with a trending page

He literally left the other workers and went on his own way just like the Nietzschean Penguin lmao
https://t.co/hEfsUugE3L

[alex jones @ProV1Enjoyer]

Arya was strapped to a car and dragged around France last night after PSG won the Champoins League,

"Justice For Arya" is now going viral in France and all the Major news are posting about it,

FRENCH GOVERNMENT have put a $75K bounty on whoever did it, this is so good!!

[Wolf 🐺 @PsyGuy007]

🚨 🇫🇷 SCANDALE INSUPPORTABLE dans les Bouches-du-Rhône 👇

Arya, une petite chienne croisée d’à peine un an, a été ATT@CHÉ à une voiture et TR@ÎNÉE sur plus de 600 mètres sur la route en pleine nuit.

PATTES ARR@CHÉES, PEAU L@CÉRÉ, corps martyr!sé… Le bourreau l’a ensuite abandonnée comme un déchet, BAIGNANT dans son S@NG. 🩸

Des témoins l’ont sauvée in extremis. Arya est maintenant prise en charge par la SPA de Salon-de-Provence, vivante mais traumatisée à vie.

Le monstre responsable a été identifié.

Comment peut-on infliger une telle barbarie à un animal innocent ? Ce n’est pas une erreur, c’est de la cruauté sadique.

3 ans de prison et 75 000 € d’amende ?

Ce n’est pas assez. On veut une vraie sanction : peine maximale, interdiction définitive de posséder des animaux et inscription au fichier des maltr@itants.

Arya mérite justice. PARTAGEZ MASSIVEMENT, taggez les médias, faites du bruit ! #JusticePourArya

[alex jones @ProV1Enjoyer]

Colby posted a new CT article about narrative trading

he is arguing that people should buy the narrative instead of the coin

to stop turning every sector into a PvP battle between hundreds of competing coins

[Colby @ColbySaysHi]

https://t.co/hTsKWx9soa

[alex jones @ProV1Enjoyer]

KSI just announced HE IS LEAVING THE SIDEMEN!!!

Already blowing up, his YT vid has 2m views undera day!!:
https://t.co/5dWam6N8Ee

We need a coin for this it will be EVERYWHERE!!!

Lets send a retarded version of him

[Sidemen Updates @sdmnfcupdates]

KSI is officially leaving the Sidemen. 💔

He will no longer be appearing in Sidemen videos from today, Sunday 31st May.

[alex jones @ProV1Enjoyer]

Is this not insane?

It got leaked that Eric Trump has been investing in a start-up company called Foundation Future and they are creating humanoid robots to Ukraine to test them in war

Eric Trump is funding the creation of war robots to fight in Ukraine?
https://t.co/7Dt60Y0zrd

[alex jones @ProV1Enjoyer]

Hamas just made a huge propaganda video taking this child hostage and it's literally everywhere right now.

People are begging hamas to release Ela Elyakim and praying that she is okay.

This is the #1 most talked about thing in the world right now

Release Ela Elyakim

[Mossad Commentary @MOSSADil]

HAMAS’S OWN PROPAGANDA — AND ITS CRUELTY 

An 8-year-old Israeli hostage was filmed begging for her life—footage Hamas terrorists themselves chose to release.

No child should ever endure such terror.

[alex jones @ProV1Enjoyer]

The creator of banana tape wall just dropped this new art piece.

We need to $Ascend from this gay shit

[alex jones @ProV1Enjoyer]

“My Faggot Dog” traces back to 2011, first posted on the Australian forum https://t.co/tiqQhLXA36 on July 19, 2011 by a user named Wankee.

The original post was simple: a short caption and a photo of the dog.

The animal is funny. That’s it. And that’s exactly why it works.

[alex jones @ProV1Enjoyer]

Buttcoin went to 20M+

It’s pride month and we have $Analcoin …

I found their official git and image, lets send the right way

Sending Fees and reaching out to onboard
https://t.co/9IgvDDMZTn

[alex jones @ProV1Enjoyer]

since were in this meta we can finally run no homo coin

the only slang word in english that has anything to do with gay people

perfect for this meta and can finally be run properly

https://t.co/rF9vHlioRA