The Prodigal Deity

I'm an adult, and I don't have time for your nonsense.

I'll fight all these little water plants. They can't get the best of me.

[The Prodigal Deity @prodigaldeity]

@grimfabulist666 Dude, that's so cool! I have way too many siblings. None of them are my twins, but I would still give money to have eaten one of them in the womb somehow. Just to assert dominance to the others you know?

[Mouse | Nap Era | 💙⚰️🪦🕊️•🐜🗑️👍 @adybpt]

8k people think ships are illegal?

[The Prodigal Deity @prodigaldeity]

@sewagewormy I picked "very little tags" but what I really mean is "an appropriate amount of tags".

If a fic has a wall of tags I'm going to skip it. I can't parse all that out, sorry. Just tag what needs to be tagged.

[feef @feefal_]

Why would you refer to math as “maths”?? there’s no need to make it plural, one math is plenty :’(

[The Prodigal Deity @prodigaldeity]

@_Mimi_Loves_ friends who are lying about their ages? They aren't yet adults and you're bringing them into things that they really shouldn't seeing. Are you ready to accept that responsibility?

[The Prodigal Deity @prodigaldeity]

@_Mimi_Loves_ What you don't understand is that proshippers are protecting both themselves and minors by creating a divide between them. There is no reason that adults sharing adult content should be interacting with minors. I understand that you might be on the cusp of being an adult- (cont)

[The Prodigal Deity @prodigaldeity]

@_Mimi_Loves_ yourself, but you have to understand that this content isn't just going out to you. That's part of being an adult, it's part of growing up and part of accepting responsibility.

You're so proud that you lied about your age, so what are the odds that you have other (cont)

[The Prodigal Deity @prodigaldeity]

@ectobum @adybpt I don't even have coworkers. Who am I supposed to tell to make up for it?

[The Prodigal Deity @prodigaldeity]

@crgmyrs I should have said "too" instead of "tho" but hopefully people know what I meant.

[The Prodigal Deity @prodigaldeity]

@crgmyrs The fact that it's at a badass woman tho.

[The Prodigal Deity @prodigaldeity]

Can this be me?

[feef @feefal_]

Deadly fungus deity💀

[dak 🔞 @CrackdHourglass]

minors stop lying abt ur age to interact w nsfw accts challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

[The Prodigal Deity @prodigaldeity]

@AroundProblems @TurtleneckFuck Unless you're old as shit, and shipping it from the old 4kids series.

I may have just told on myself. 😂

[The Prodigal Deity @prodigaldeity]

@crandeeer I can 100% guarantee that you haven't read the Bible if you don't know that there is pedophilia in it.

People are so quick to post Bible verses to prove a point, but they're equally as quick to ignore all the batshit ridiculousness that goes on in it. At least be honest.

[The Prodigal Deity @prodigaldeity]

@DiscourseForFun In a way I can kind of understand. You know, "I think of this character as [age] and can't get past it" thing. But as pretty much always, this is a personal squick and not everyone else's problem.

[The Prodigal Deity @prodigaldeity]

On today's installment of Prod's Weird DNI Finds:

people under 5'3 dni

[The Prodigal Deity @prodigaldeity]

@dbdoug_owo Bro, you're an ice cream bar. Chill out or you're going to be a puddle oh delicious goo in no time.

[The Prodigal Deity @prodigaldeity]

Here for it! I've loved Bex since they were in The Killing (Bullet deserved better), and I've loved Pidge since he was a little anime boy in fringe and a weird headband in the 80s.

Bring on the non-binary nobility with non-discriminatory notions! 👑👑👑

[The Prodigal Deity @prodigaldeity]

Pardon? Requesting clarification please.