Professor Vida

If you need anything, I’m in the basement.

[Professor Vida @Professor__Vida]

bruh

[Professor Vida @Professor__Vida]

Call me Mr. Information the way I be spreading Ms. Information

[Professor Vida @Professor__Vida]

You gotta pregame the trauma

[Professor Vida @Professor__Vida]

Big Justice and the Unibomber would’ve been great friends

[Professor Vida @Professor__Vida]

Call me bulbasaur the way I wanna leech his seed.

[Professor Vida @Professor__Vida]

McDonald’s coke is modern day ambrosia

[Professor Vida @Professor__Vida]

Call me Mr. Bean cause I love women

[Professor Vida @Professor__Vida]

16 years later

[Professor Vida @Professor__Vida]

Bros be saying they wanna pound some lads when i just be wanting to go to pounland 🥲😭

[Professor Vida @Professor__Vida]

You don’t need no tip money, cause you gettin’ this tip, honey.

[Professor Vida @Professor__Vida]

Call me King Arthur the way I can pull

[Professor Vida @Professor__Vida]

Bros be sayin they want to go to POUNDLAND but I just wanna POUND some LADS

[Professor Vida @Professor__Vida]

Call me a COCK the way I put it EN this CHICK

[Professor Vida @Professor__Vida]

I can turn coffee into espresso whenever I want

[Professor Vida @Professor__Vida]

Heroin sounds cool but I don’t like needles

[Professor Vida @Professor__Vida]

I just heard the bus announce “You should not use drugs while on transit” thx bro I’ll wait till I step off

[Professor Vida @Professor__Vida]

I was sitting next to someone on the bus and I saw them pull out a fucking flip phone (He was a full teenager) and then take 10 seconds with the goofy keyboard to search “Nightcore”

[Professor Vida @Professor__Vida]

Call me Vin, with how much oil I have

[Professor Vida @Professor__Vida]

Don’t tell me shit about WWII, I wanna go into it spoiler free

[Professor Vida @Professor__Vida]

Though I am currently bing chilling, I know I will soon melt 😢

[Professor Vida @Professor__Vida]

It’s not beastiality if you’re the beast.