phallic baldwin

Dubious internet dickhead and celebrated twat. Animal/ Animality Lover. Welsh. Liable to discuss pro wrestling. Knows it’s fake.

[phallic baldwin @Protag22]

My #labour leader checklist:

- Big muscles

- cockney accent

- chiseled jawline

- adept at martial arts

- strong swimmer

- good goalkeeper

- starred in Transporter 1, 2 and 3

- it’s jason statham

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[phallic baldwin @Protag22]

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[phallic baldwin @Protag22]

@WrestlingNewsCo Bunch of dumbass reactionaries concluding that Bully Ray was offended by the word ‘fuck’ from this shitty headline.

He’s not even talking about the heckler, he’s saying what he would’ve opened with if he cut that promo. He even says that moxley doesn’t owe anyone anything

[phallic baldwin @Protag22]

@TrueNyrican90 And also, try reading the article. He’s not even talking about that heckler or the f-bomb. If anything he praises moxley and says he loved the promo.

[phallic baldwin @Protag22]

@TrueNyrican90 This was not even in the top 20 offensive things said or done in ECW. Wasn’t this in 1998? This is absolutely nuclear heat for 1998, he’s an amazing heel during this time. Do people forget that Bully Ray is a character?

[phallic baldwin @Protag22]

@M_Gagnon1982 @WrestlingNewsCo Someone didn’t read the article…

[phallic baldwin @Protag22]

@WrestlingNewsCo I read the article and this isn’t really what he said. He says that Moxley doesn’t owe anyone an apology but he would have liked to see one anyway. Didn’t chastise moxley at all, just gave his opinion on what he would’ve done in the same situation.

[phallic baldwin @Protag22]

@Markbigb1 @MNateShyamalan Get your eyes checked bro they are staring into a different reality

[phallic baldwin @Protag22]

@Markbigb1 @MNateShyamalan Did you just cut a Psycho Sid promo on me? Literally gibberish

[a pile of bones reanimated by an ancient spell @Jawbone_666]

Vince McMahon is off his fucking rocker

[phallic baldwin @Protag22]

@wires44 @MattG54920 @GoingBrdwyPod @FuegoDelSol @CodyRhodes And?

[phallic baldwin @Protag22]

@The_MJF Absolutely roasted, a bit like Krueger himself

[phallic baldwin @Protag22]

@bryanalvarez Vince is literally wiring his net worth to The Undertaker as I type this

[phallic baldwin @Protag22]

‘Bron Breakker’? Fuck me.

[phallic baldwin @Protag22]

@Trippopotomus @Lortalis @thekareemowheat @bryanalvarez I’m a BsC Honours Marketing Expert with over 25 years experience in global marketing analysis, and I’ve worked in the sports advertising sectors of television for 10 years prior to that, and I can tell you you’re wrong.

[phallic baldwin @Protag22]

@bethany_spiby You look like Eric Bischoff

[phallic baldwin @Protag22]

@JewDawg @justinamash @benshapiro Ever heard of a blood choke? You could narrate a book while in a blood choke and still die fuckwit

[phallic baldwin @Protag22]

@DJDOPEBEATS @TheNotoriousMMA Conner has never been defeated for a title, he is the undisputed champ and everyone is scared to fight him when he’s got a strap around his waste

[phallic baldwin @Protag22]

Yes that’s exactly what will happen isn’t it Andrew

He’ll fall foul of those new wokester rules

Won’t he Andrew

That’s definitely what will happen isn’t it

[Andrew Neil @afneil]

But I think he’ll fall foul of the new wokester rule that actors can only play parts for which they bring a ‘lived experience’. So only gays can play gays, only 7,000 year old men can play 7,000 year old men. Makes sense to me.