Ronnie Reygan 🍉

not a Heather but that other girl $vinii29 donate to my whimsy fund

[Ronnie Reygan 🍉 @psychicbooty]

there's a Halloween store I like to visit in my dreams

[Ronnie Reygan 🍉 @psychicbooty]

the cyclops was Poseidon's harambe

[Ronnie Reygan 🍉 @psychicbooty]

reading the Odyssey and something from Percy Jackson happens

[amity☊ @Zodi_Am]

Anytime your name is mentioned in September it will make you happier, healthier, wealthier, and sexier.

[Ronnie Reygan 🍉 @psychicbooty]

spirit week at work and today is western day
Dolly you really are here in spirit 😭💖

[Ronnie Reygan 🍉 @psychicbooty]

wore a brand new pair of underwear and then got my period

[Ronnie Reygan 🍉 @psychicbooty]

saddam hussein hiding spot

[Big Bre @BreezyJacks]

me and fried fish go together real bad

[Ronnie Reygan 🍉 @psychicbooty]

my coworker watching the avengers trailer on full volume in the bathroom

[Amizo @AfricanKhaIeesi]

Teenage girls were ahead of the curve once again

[Ronnie Reygan 🍉 @psychicbooty]

why am I the only one happy the sun won't set at 4pm in the winter

[☔ @Whotfismick]

I like using twitter because none of my friends use it

[Ronnie Reygan 🍉 @psychicbooty]

all of my good karma goes toward being gifted subs on twitch instead of anywhere practical in my life

[stewie garlic @xxblvckvtopia]

twitter is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

[Ronnie Reygan 🍉 @psychicbooty]

books tell me when they need to be read like Tarot cards

[Ronnie Reygan 🍉 @psychicbooty]

now why would you tattoo the three of swords on you

[Ronnie Reygan 🍉 @psychicbooty]

what type of cryptid is Santa Clause

[Ronnie Reygan 🍉 @psychicbooty]

I like twitter cause everyone's life sucks here

[Ronnie Reygan 🍉 @psychicbooty]

im tired of noticing misogyny in everything that exists

[Ronnie Reygan 🍉 @psychicbooty]

always working toward a utopia we'll never see