#HelloMyNameis Jack

Nurse

Former NHS, now in the private sector.

[#HelloMyNameis Jack @PUNCJack]

My younger brother was thoroughly embarrassed when the restaurant played happy birthday and brought out a cake and candle for him. Highlight of the year so far.

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@drphiliplee1 Go from being a lowly coastal geographer with a small but cult following, to someone trying to lead a cult.

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@Plymouth_Live Johnny is losing his seat at the GE

[Tour Cinéfilo @TourCinefilo]

Joaquin Phoenix ya es historia de cine. Comodo, Johnny Cash, Joker y ahora Napoleón, entre tantos otros. Este tipo hizo y seguirá haciendo papeles inolvidables.

Uno de los mejores actores del siglo y ya de la historia.

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@RevRichardColes That would be some bad luck being a pasty white guy born in Bethlehem.

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Glad to see local POS Johnny Mercer is in the crosshairs of @carolvorders. Needs to be taken to task for his grifting bs.

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Yo @KFC_UKI, Google tells me you're coming to Saltash soon. Please confirm? Fed up of showing my passport to get into England to get me some chicken.

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@Katty_Flatty Congratulations! The cost though 😅

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@masummerhoose @daniellejade198 Very difficult to look at the long term when the bills come in monthly though.

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@ChrisElston1912 @daniellejade198 Nothing like the Conservative Party trying previously failed policies just to check that they still don't work.

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@drphiliplee1 Probably upset at that completely unnecessary insult, Phil :(

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Instead of taking the clippers to my head every time I need to shave it I occasionally go to the barbers and get a wet shave done. Having warm shaving foam brushed onto my scalp is the closest thing to a spa day I have experienced and it's amazing.

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@CaraLisette I've just shat myself and no one has noticed yet.

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@LozzaFox

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@LozzaFox Can't get them for calling you racist, Laurence so you gotta try another angle?

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

@LozzaFox @Barclays Mate, listen carefully because this is really important, we don’t fucking care.

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@DrDavidPrice @Don1Pad @LozzaFox @Barclays Which they're not lol

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Went to the pub for a few last night and then had a Chinese. Feel a bit like this.

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@Acute_Medicine @AMU_Tavy @UHP_NHS @DerrifordNurses Where are you off to, Steve?!

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@churnwell What if Ken Loach was actually the person in the Mr Blobby outfit on Noel's House Party?

Checkmate libs.