Janet B 👩🏻‍⚕️💀🤍

Mom | Prior High School Dropout, Current Physician | Wannabe Badass | Self-Entertainer

[Janet B 👩🏻‍⚕️💀🤍 @PunkRockMomDoc]

Violence in politics is never the answer. And while a bullet is the most obvious form, cruelty, exclusion, and dehumanizing rhetoric can wound just as deeply.

[Janet B 👩🏻‍⚕️💀🤍 @PunkRockMomDoc]

My kid: I let one out
Me: A fart or a dog?
My kid: Both
#parenting

[Janet B 👩🏻‍⚕️💀🤍 @PunkRockMomDoc]

@pmchoi @AmerAcadPeds @WomanKingMovie @mcwhmd What did you think? It’s now in my top 3 movies of all time!

[Janet B 👩🏻‍⚕️💀🤍 @PunkRockMomDoc]

@WomenSurgeons @USUhealthsci @NMC_SD Congratulations Dr @pmchoi !

[Janet B 👩🏻‍⚕️💀🤍 @PunkRockMomDoc]

My 5 year old is starting kindergarten this week. She met with her teacher today and asked, “Do I have to take call?” 😬
#MedTwitter #doctormom

[Janet B 👩🏻‍⚕️💀🤍 @PunkRockMomDoc]

My 5 yo just said alpacas look like llama dogs, and she might be right 🦙#funnyparents #momlife

[Janet B 👩🏻‍⚕️💀🤍 @PunkRockMomDoc]

I have quickly learned that calories don’t count on trauma call, especially during a holiday weekend. 🍪#MedTwitter #surgtwitter #MedStudentTwitter

[Janet B 👩🏻‍⚕️💀🤍 @PunkRockMomDoc]

5 & 28. One # is the age of my kid who just learned how to negotiate more time at the waterpark. The other is how many hours I get to spend on my first trauma call shift tomorrow after spending the day at said waterpark. 🙃#doctormom #medtwitter #momguilt

[Jewel Kling MD MPH @DrJewelKling]

Apparently “Dr” and “woman” do not match on British airways. Looking forward to their reply.

[Janet B 👩🏻‍⚕️💀🤍 @PunkRockMomDoc]

@ziegler_md @mikeshinoda As I was reading this, I thought, “Why does this sound so familiar?” 🤣

[Kenneth Ziegler, MD, FACS, FSVS, RPVI @ziegler_md]

Surgery is:
10% luck
20% skill
15% concentrated power of will
5% pleasure
50% pain

100% reason to remember the name.
_________
(apologies to @mikeshinoda, one of the OG famous half Japanese #hapas...)

[Janet B 👩🏻‍⚕️💀🤍 @PunkRockMomDoc]

@DrWilliam_Scott I’ll be heading there later this summer! Looking forward to it. :)

[Janet B 👩🏻‍⚕️💀🤍 @PunkRockMomDoc]

As I often do, I failed to check what normal people are doing. So, here’s my intro to the twitterverse.

I’m Janet. MS4. Nontrad. Applying to #gensurg in #match2023. I’m a Mom, prior Marine now Air Person, & advocate for women. Looking forward to making connections!
#MedTwitter

[Jamie Coleman, MD FACS @JJcolemanMD]

Picked up 5 yr old from school, wearing scrubs. 2 classmates approach.

Girl 1: Do you work in a hospital?
Me: Yep!
Girl 2: Are you a Dr?
Me: Yes, I am!
Girl 2: And a mommy?!
Girl 1 to Girl 2: She’s a mommy & a doctor bc you can be more than 1 thing
Me: ❤️

#MouthsofBabes

[Kenneth Ziegler, MD, FACS, FSVS, RPVI @ziegler_md]

"All physicians must be free to practice medicine and provide patient-centered care informed by medical education, experience, and scientific evidence, without fear of social, legal, or regulatory persecution or prosecution. "

[Janet B 👩🏻‍⚕️💀🤍 @PunkRockMomDoc]

@MackMorrisMD @ChrisHornMD @cincysurgery @USAFMedicine Thank you very much! Learned more about the match process from a 5 min convo with @ChrisHornMD than I have in 3.1 years of med school. 😅 I will definitely reach out if I have any more questions.

[Janet B 👩🏻‍⚕️💀🤍 @PunkRockMomDoc]

@TeganMCarr 🤣🤣🤣

[Jay Doucet @jaydoucet]

@PunkRockMomDoc Good news for SCC and other surgery fellows. @SURGCC @traumadoctors @traumadoctorsam @UCSDTrauma

[Janet B 👩🏻‍⚕️💀🤍 @PunkRockMomDoc]

Powerful words

[Assoc4AcademicSurgery @AcademicSurgery]

Abortion is healthcare and healthcare is a human right.

When was the last time SCOTUS handed down a ruling that inconvenienced wealthy males, much less stripped away a right?

[Janet B 👩🏻‍⚕️💀🤍 @PunkRockMomDoc]

@salazartt1 Haha! I am quickly seeing that to be true.

[Janet B 👩🏻‍⚕️💀🤍 @PunkRockMomDoc]

@m1gu3L8U5a Thank you!